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Some amusing fighting-back-the tears in desperation from the Tories on this thread – just face it, you did ****.

Next time, you’ll do even ****ter too.

(is there an emoticon for that laugh May did in PMQ)?
 
Leon T Trout AFC said:
I'd be well happy if she took over as top Con. She's deffo got more going on than May though.

Can you imagine if Davidson was the leader of the Labour Party?

A fat, unattractive butch lesbian Jock.

The right wing press would go into meltdown as, on top everything else, she ticks virtually every box of stereotypical politically correct caricature
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No need to be so nasty about her appearance.

And FWIW I completely disagree. She'd look great in a pretty frock, and even better without.
 
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Leon T Trout AFC said:
I'd be well happy if she took over as top Con. She's deffo got more going on than May though.

Can you imagine if Davidson was the leader of the Labour Party?

A fat, unattractive butch lesbian Jock.

The right wing press would go into meltdown as, on top everything else, she ticks virtually every box of stereotypical politically correct caricature
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I've long been of the view that if the SNP had Sturgeon as leader during their independence referendum, rather than Salmond, they'd have won.

Made me chuckle to see him lose his seat.

A better "top team" and Corbyn might have pulled off a victory in this election.

Better people skills, and a more open approach, and May could have ended up with the majority she wanted.

Lib Dems not propping up Cameron, they'd be almost certainly better off.

Kinda funny we pay all of these people to make decisions, and none of them seem very good at it.

Funny old game politics.
 
originallambrettaman said:
I worked there, English people didn't go there on holiday during the troubles, as I'm sure your family will tell you (as long as they haven't seen this thread and still speak to you).
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My great-uncle passed away years ago but I just this minute heard from my mum that my dad has terminal cancer so I'll ask my uncles at his funeral and get back to you.
 
Happy Tiger said:
I've long been of the view that if the SNP had Sturgeon as leader during their independence referendum, rather than Salmond, they'd have won.

Made me chuckle to see him lose his seat.

A better "top team" and Corbyn might have pulled off a victory in this election.

Better people skills, and a more open approach, and May could have ended up with the majority she wanted.

Lib Dems not propping up Cameron, they'd be almost certainly better off.

Kinda funny we pay all of these people to make decisions, and none of them seem very good at it.

Funny old game politics.
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Sturgeon and Salmon...
 
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Spook said:
My great-uncle passed away years ago but I just this minute heard from my mum that my dad has terminal cancer so I'll ask my uncles at his funeral and get back to you.
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You just found out your dads got terminal cancer and the first thing you think of is to carry on being a **** on a football forum?

I see.

Im calling bullshit on that.
 
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Ernie Shackleton said:
You know that she bats for the ladies who wear trouser suits, don't you Carmine?


She goes bumper to bumper.

She's a lady in comfortable shoes.

She's known for clubbin' the nubbin, for clouting the clam, for dialing "O" on the little pink telephone.

She paddles the pink canoe. She polishes the pearl. She drives Miss Daisy.

She's a diesel dyke, a rug muncher, a carpet bagger, a fur trader, a scissor sister, a sapphoholic, a daughter of Lesbos, a muff diver, a confirmed bachelorette, a fuzz bumper, a clam digger.



Good luck in pulling her. If anyone can turn her pretty little head, then I'm sure you can.

Keep us informed.









PS. Pictures would be good.
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Behave yourself, she's married to a bloke.

Saying that so was Billy Jean King.....
 
Leon T Trout AFC said:
I'd be well happy if she took over as top Con. She's deffo got more going on than May though.

Can you imagine if Davidson was the leader of the Labour Party?

A fat, unattractive butch lesbian Jock.

The right wing press would go into meltdown as, on top everything else, she ticks virtually every box of stereotypical politically correct caricature
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She's got no chance whilst the DUP are sat st the table.
 
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Spook said:
My great-uncle passed away years ago but I just this minute heard from my mum that my dad has terminal cancer so I'll ask my uncles at his funeral and get back to you.
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I'm sorry to hear about your dad's illness.

Though using it to try and make a point on a football message board is beyond shameful.
 
Happy Tiger said:
I've long been of the view that if the SNP had Sturgeon as leader during their independence referendum, rather than Salmond, they'd have won.

Made me chuckle to see him lose his seat.

A better "top team" and Corbyn might have pulled off a victory in this election.

Better people skills, and a more open approach, and May could have ended up with the majority she wanted.

Lib Dems not propping up Cameron, they'd be almost certainly better off.

Kinda funny we pay all of these people to make decisions, and none of them seem very good at it.

Funny old game politics.
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Can't argue with that
 
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