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Safc83 said:
I remember being well hammered in a pub next to one of my former employers. I thought I could get a girl back to mine by offering her £20, this was done with the sincerest intentions, as I was trying to put it across that she would be ok for a taxi home and by offering her money, that somehow made me trustworthy <doh>

This went on for a few minutes until I got a slap in the face and I was asked to leave the bar. Now that's cringeworthy, even now I call myself a ****ing idiot and shiver when I think about it. **** knows what I was thinking, but that's alcohol for you.
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Wish I'd thought of that pick up line...

"Here pet - fancy shagging me for £20? "
 
Billy Bonehead said:
And that's the very point I'm trying to make - albeit rather badly.
It happened to be a white cop that shot a black fella.
That gives them what they love.
An opportunity to play the racist card.
They do it every chance they get.
Of course, there are no black people who are racist. There's just no such thing. <doh>
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I'm no expert, on these matters, but what they'd probably love more is not being shot dead on the street for doing nowt.
 
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Federer knocked out of Wimbledon in the semi's.

That's Andy Murray's to lose now, twice in 4 years would be some achievement.


Football news: Pelle to sign for a Chinese club next week for £13m - shocking.
 
Just been watching the news about Pep's interview today... Galactico is not a catch all word for superstar, why do English media think it is? It does my head in.
 
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Just reading an article on censorship, on the tv show Hannibal there was a killer who flayed naked bodies but the network freaked out at the prospect of showing a naked bottom, so they covered it up with stripped flesh and blood. What kind of ****ed up logic is it that a naked human bum is more offensive than a murdered corpse with the skin peeled off and coated in blood.
 
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I went to the local bookshop today and asked the woman " I don't know the title but have you got that new book about small penis self awareness syndrome?"
"I'm afraid it's not in yet" she said
"Yeah, that's the one!" I replied....:)
 
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