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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by crumble bungle, Apr 14, 2016.

  1. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    Wish I'd thought of that pick up line...

    "Here pet - fancy shagging me for £20? "
     
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    I know! I kept repeating she would be getting £20 for it.

    Clearly, I wasn't thinking clearly. It sounds horrible and I deserved my slap <laugh>
     
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    You were lucky it was just a slap!!
     
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    Agreed.

    Have you ever served in the US military?

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    Might be a distant relative fella!! You're obviously talking about the tall tanned fella on the left yeah? The on with hair?....
     
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    Obviously!
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

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    I'm no expert, on these matters, but what they'd probably love more is not being shot dead on the street for doing nowt.
     
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  8. Blunham Mackem

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    Might have <whistle>. It was a very nice tree. <laugh>
     
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    Or was it a big bush <laugh>
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    Federer knocked out of Wimbledon in the semi's.

    That's Andy Murray's to lose now, twice in 4 years would be some achievement.


    Football news: Pelle to sign for a Chinese club next week for £13m - shocking.
     
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    Sure you didn't just wake up in the park ???
     
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  12. Blunham Mackem

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    <laugh> No mate, the park was in the house.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    Just been watching the news about Pep's interview today... Galactico is not a catch all word for superstar, why do English media think it is? It does my head in.
     
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    Just reading an article on censorship, on the tv show Hannibal there was a killer who flayed naked bodies but the network freaked out at the prospect of showing a naked bottom, so they covered it up with stripped flesh and blood. What kind of ****ed up logic is it that a naked human bum is more offensive than a murdered corpse with the skin peeled off and coated in blood.
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    I see the sniper that killed five police officers has admitted to hating white people.
    Ex US military anarl.
     
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  16. Blunham Mackem

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    He didn't miss much did he.

    Hope he burns in hell, all the same.
     
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    Did you see how they finished it off?

    The police sent a robot in with a bomb and blew the ****er to pieces!
     
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    I went to the local bookshop today and asked the woman " I don't know the title but have you got that new book about small penis self awareness syndrome?"
    "I'm afraid it's not in yet" she said
    "Yeah, that's the one!" I replied....:)
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Not bad for a few days work. Transforming a bar.

    This tack.

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    To this.

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    I like this tactic. Sod any court case, lets just blow him up.<laugh>
     
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