1st round vs corby. win = £5000 prize money. http://www.thefa.com/TheFACup/FACompetitions/TheFATrophy/FATrophyPages/FATrophyPrizeFund200809 2nd round vs totton. being live on tv = £72,000 and winning that game a further £27,000 as won on live tv. http://www.thefa.com/TheFACup/FACompetitions/TheFACup/NewsAndFeatures/2011/tv-fixtures-151111 3rd round vs villa. being live on tv = £123,500. and as were on live tv, if we win that game, we will get a further £67,500. http://www.thefa.com/TheFACup/FACompetitions/TheFACup/NewsAndFeatures/2011/3rp-tv-ties-071211 so already we have won £227,500. if we beat villa, we will get a further £67,500 for beating them on tv. a potential £295,000 plus money for being in round 4 obviously beating villa will be very hard of course and i doubt we will win. but if we lose we will still net a minimum of £227,000. but if we win, you get my point and who knows as it is the romance of the fa cup after all. also i cant remember the last team who was in the prem at the time who beat us in the cup.
i am delighted for theses rewards for such a mighty massive club like the gas. i hope they go on to another televised game in the 4th round, where even more money will help to disguise the wonga wasted on 19 deadbeats in july and august by mr chuckle. in the meantime the little shrews go marching on quietly in their unassuming way, up the great north rd to a rendevous miles from anywhere in an attempt to attract a plum tv tie in the 4th, 5th rounds and beyond. ah well floreat salopia
in between tv appearances it may be the gas may have a relegation battle to face, unless league game performances dramatically improve
hands together every one for the gas taking 2 points of our rivals swindon, belatedly in the 88th minute, a massive result from a massive club, surely too good to go down.
Be optimistic CJS. We could be playing against nine men. Shay Given is injured so their goal could be empty. Jermaine Jenas is injured so they are short of a midfielder to walk through the middle of our midfield while our defence stand-by and watch him score!
leave him alone sapph he obviously didnt get any from his sister last night! you know what these inbreds are like! back to the fa cup money we will receive, i havent even mentioned gate receipts as well will gain a few extra change
dont know! but having 10,000 odd fans there with us having the best pies/pasties in the country will bring a bit of money too
what is a minnow, it swims don the thames demanding the tower bridge be lifted, then a shoal make their way to the frome valley for spawning purposes, they are unlucky in their attempts to have the clifton bridge raised but our little blue and white spratts are undaunded and reach the calmer waters of eastville lake. what is left of the shoal are totally knacked abd arrive in the mem. groung, absolutely knacked. bring on villa chris minnowhead cries and with one whiff of contained gas, the minnows are fighting fit determined to knock the very stuffing out of the gills. so watch this space gas, billy the fish is to give you specialist traing in swim bladder problems and penalty shooting. go get them says billy the fish, and his mate roger melly had a word of encouragement as well= b*ollocks, walking the league? ha B*LLOCKS!!
a seasonal cautionary tale for the gas if they should get overconfident. merry christmas to all my playmates and a happier 2012
Matty H must miss a few games with all of his appearances in Nativity this christmas please log in to view this image Matty H at work
very seasonal joke, but matty h is wanted by totton as assistant player manager, after nativity/pantomime gigs. there is a strong rumour that chris-gashead is appearing in a bit part in much ado about nothing
stop press news===peter ridsdale spotted at the mem last night en route to preston. it is understood he will fulfill 2 roles at preston and rovers to attempt to ease them out of oncoming doo doo
