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Gas piss all over the grass!

Discussion in 'Shrewsbury' started by Mcginlay's Car Keys, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. Mangadoogas

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    AJ, some questions to answer please. I am trying to establish why you have an obsession with BRFC. Any normal adult would just move on.

    1. Have you been beaten up by Rovers fans in the past
    2. Have you been dumped by a girl who came from Bristol who suported BRFC
    3. Are you the MD of weetabix
    4.Do you have a job
    5. Have you reached puberty yet
    6. Are you still on the breast

    Don't fill you have to answer but it may give us an insight to who is AJ..
     
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  2. atcham jack

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    hi *****osegas, aj lived in bristol many years ago and spent alternate saturdays watching the gas and the city, i did manage to get back to shrewsbury from time to time, but i enjoyed 10 years of watching the bristol clubs, and although a committed shrews supporter, that did and does not prevent me following the antics at the mem and ashton gate

    i believe your other questions may be superflous, but i certainly have no obsession with city or the gas, but anyone shouting the odds about walking the league, or players piddling on the pitch is bound to attract attention. now perhaps you will move on
     
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  3. Jenny!

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    '*****osegas'.. Love it! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  4. atcham jack

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    know your opposition. the gas play away at the mighty stags this weekend, the mighty stags or totton fc play their football in the premier division of the evo-stik southern league. totton are currently 2nd in the league.

    p16 w11 d1 L4 f37 a13 gd24 p34

    they appear to be doing well in their league , and i wish the gas all they wish themselves. just in case it goes tits up for the gas, and i do not think it will, i am bandaging up my sides, in readyness. doubtless mr buckle has it all in hand, er or has he.
     
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  5. Matster

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    Separated at birth
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    Paul and Barry
     
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  6. pirate49

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    One brings tears to my eyes, and the other brings........................tears to my eyes!
     
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  8. uncle grahams barmy army

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    have city even started building there new ground yet?
     
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  9. atcham jack

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    just wait until the gas results come out, it will make the latest credit crunch a walk in eastville park.

    projected annual gas loss £23,500,034. weekly loss £409. this is unsustainable. 22 players up for sale quickly, they may have to sell matty h to totton
     
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  10. uncle grahams barmy army

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    "GAS BILLS ON THE RISE"
    subscribers dwindling!
     
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  11. atcham jack

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    the bank of england has urged all of our banks to prepare for the eurozone crash and to improre theit bank balances substantially. i foresee many overdraughts being called in . one wonders how many of the 92 clubs will be around in august 2012. will shrews have 23 other clubs to play in league 1 next season. the clubs with assetts and money in the bank may be the lucky ones
     
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  12. atcham jack

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    great news, china has recently loaned a scottish zoo a pair of very slow mating giant pandas, they have been looking for another very quiet place in this country. at long last they have found another safe sanctuary for another pair of slow breeding giant pandas, the memorial ground where nothing happens and nothing is likely to happen as the gas subside gradually into 20th place in the league. gas-gas and rene- rene as they have been christened will take up residence in a quiet location near the new stand. it is pleasing that bristol zoo's facilities are nearby and it is to be hoped the sound of tiny paws will be heard at the mem in 3 to 5 years. come on gas-gas time to do the business. sadly for gas-gas, rene-rene sleeps a lot, but gas-gas may see rene-rene in his dreams.

    well done the gas in acquiring such a world wild life bonus. the chinese ambassador wun-hang-lo will be paying a state visit in late may to wish gas-gas and rene-rene well!
     
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  13. Gasheadseamge79

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    ;);) to me to you
     
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  14. atcham jack

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    mr b was very proud of his team on ,as he had a right to be, will the gas do the same to swindon?
     
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  15. Chris-Gashead

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    Don't be silly
     
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    ah well it was good while it lasted. gas 0 swindon 2. tea break over, back on your heads says mr chuckle
     
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  19. atcham jack

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    chucle may have a job hanging on to matty h in january. 4 clubs are rumoured to be watching him. and he may join the other 19 deadbeats chuckle is lining up for disposal. your slimmed down squad of 16 will help the wage bill but may not lift you up the league. i understand the wobblers are leading the charge for matty h
     
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  20. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    help wage bill? the fa cup has sorted out that problem if it was a problem in the 1st place!
     
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