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  1. originallambrettaman

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  2. ellewoods

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    I'm not a legal expert of course and the high paid legal expert is still at work as it's still morning here. All I can go by is my basic knowledge and what I have seen of the U.S. system over the years. These are the 2 paths I see them taking. 1 is guaranteed and 2 is highly probable depending on who turns states evidence against higher officials. The U.S. Will be trying for option 2 there is no doubt about that whether they can get the evidence to do it is another matter. Sorry for spelling errors I'm on the girls iPad and it's hard to type on this thing.

    1. Basic wire fraud, bribery type corruption charges targeting individuals directly linked to crimes. So Person 1 gives cash to person 2, person 3 participated in the coverup, person 4 ordered it, all are charged.

    2. RICO charges. This for those who have never watched mafia movies is the Racatering Influence Coruption Otherization Act. This gives the U.S. Government sweeping powers when it comes to charging people who were not actually directly linked to crimes. Basically it goes like this, members of an organization or company commit illegal acts that benefit said organization or company. Once you establish that this organization has committed RICO crimes then those previous acts can be used to bring every member of the organization up on charges. This is how we arrest mafia dons. The guy on the streets crimes benefit the boss so the boss is charged with RICO offenses as part of what is a criminal network. It doesn't matter that there is 0 evidence the boss knew or committed crimes as soon as you prove he is the boss he can be charged under RICO. So, Blatter is the Boss of FIFA, if the DOJ and FBI can prove under RICO that FIFA is in essence a criminal network where officials commit crimes that benefit the people running FIFA then Blatter will be charged in the U.S. Under RICO as head of a criminal network.

    Blatter will have to appear in court either charged or as a witness.
     
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  4. ellewoods

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    Yea pretty sure that's who they meant.
     
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  5. ellewoods

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    So leaks are coming out, Blatter is currently a target of the DOJ but they need people who have been charged to agree to turn states evidence at this point in order to bring charges.
     
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    You'd expect Warner to do just that considering his sentence will be shortened if he cooperates.
     
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  7. ellewoods

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    They will all get a deal offer. Most deals probably wouldn't get offered until they hit US soil so I wouldn't expect much to happen until after extradiction proseedings are over and they are extradited.
     
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  8. Amin Yapusi

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    Good luck getting Blatter on US soil.

    Tomorrow evening he's on the first flight to Moscow.
     
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  9. pudseytiger

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    What got me, was as he entered fifa hq was all the smiling hanger's on, the gravy train must have a lot of passenger's.
     
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  10. pudseytiger

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    Reading a news report on Blatter last night, that for the last 9 years he's declined all invitation's to attend Fifa function's on US soil, wonder why
     
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    Snowden and Blatter can bunk up!
     
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    By Alan Tyers
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    Hell will host the 2026 football World Cup after a Fifa report found “no reason” to overturn the controversial underworld destination’s successful bid.
    A 666-page report seen by The Telegraph concluded that Fifa had acted ethically in awarding its showpiece tournament, and suggested Lucifer be compensated with “a really nice wristwatch, one with diamonds and everything” for having been put through an “unnecessary and upsetting” grilling.
    Critics had cited the soaring temperatures of fiery damnation as a major concern for a summer sporting event, and accused the damned hordes of carrying out human rights abuses. But during a “fact-finding mission”, Fifa executive committee members found Hell to be a “first-rate facility”. “I could spend an eternity here,” noted one delegate.
    Fifa was particularly impressed by “Hell’s well-organised system of circles where fans can listen to vuvuzelas” and watch England take on Germany in a penalty shoot-out until the end of time. One exclusive circle will even offer comfortable spike-style seating and a chance to enjoy the Fifa biopic United Passions (starring Tim Roth as Sepp Blatter) on a loop. ITV has won the sole broadcast rights in the UK, with Andy Townsend providing analysis.
    Independent research had suggested that one of the principal reasons Hell was considered unsuitable was its lack of a developed football culture. In a survey of Hell residents, for example, football ranked below “teeth, gnashing of” as a pastime; but the 2026 tournament is regarded by Fifa as “the ideal opportunity to take football into new markets”.
    The leaked report explained: “We examined the bids from countries in the mortal plane and found none of them could match Hell, which promised exciting commercial opportunities for soul-selling and an expanded opening ceremony where fans will be repeatedly poked with hot forks by unimaginably evil goblins, and/or enjoy a reprise of the 2014 Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull extravaganza.” The final is due to be played before a capacity crowd in Pandaemonium.
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    The head of Hell’s delegation, who was treated last month to a gala reception at which guests dined with especially commissioned extra-long spoons, had previously been cleared of any wrongdoing by Fifa’s ethics committee. Lucifer, Fifa insisted, was “an individual of the highest moral character and an example to the rest of the Football Family”. Though Fifa did admit that there was some evidence of bribery, it put this down to “a few isolated minions” and stressed these were instances of “venial rather than mortal bribery”.
    Indeed, Lucifer, who has asserted control over the nascent Infernal Football Federation, is now regarded as a Blatter protégé and a leading candidate to take over from the Fifa president, should he ever wish to step down.
    “Sepp Blatter has been a wonderful role model,” confirmed Lucifer. “But he still has so much to teach me before I can make the step up from running Hell to being the Dark Lord of an organisation as demonic and demented as Fifa. He is a constant inspiration.”
    The report concluded with a damning indictment of England’s behaviour in the bidding process, described as “sinful”. Wembley, it stated, would be considered as an alternative Final stadium “only in the event of Hell freezing over”.
     
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    how did i not see this before i posted the same info....duh
     
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  15. Fez

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    You're right; Carmine Galante has done a runner to France. You couldn't make it up, could you?
     
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  16. tigerscanada

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    What's going on here ?

    (Lawyers (Feds) + Media) 2 - 1 Arsehole Criminal Bastards

    Come on O.J., you can do it.

    The Blood's on the Tracks, right Bob ?



    may not work - so here's the lyrics:

    Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press
    Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out but when they will I can only guess.
    They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy,
    She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me.
    I can't help it if I'm lucky.

    People see me all the time and they just can't remember how to act
    Their minds are filled with big ideas, images and distorted facts.
    Even you, yesterday you had to ask me where it was at,
    I couldn't believe after all these years, you didn't know me better than that
    Sweet lady.

    Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth,
    Blowing down the back roads headin' south.
    Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
    You're an idiot, babe.
    It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

    I ran into the fortune-teller, who said beware of lightning that might strike
    I haven't known peace and quiet for so long I can't remember what it's like.
    There's a lone soldier on the cross, smoke pourin' out of a boxcar door,
    You didn't know it, you didn't think it could be done, in the final end he won the wars
    After losin' every battle.

    I woke up on the roadside, daydreamin' 'bout the way things sometimes are
    Visions of your chestnut mare shoot through my head and are makin' me see stars.
    You hurt the ones that I love best and cover up the truth with lies.
    One day you'll be in the ditch, flies buzzin' around your eyes,
    Blood on your saddle.

    Idiot wind, blowing through the flowers on your tomb,
    Blowing through the curtains in your room.
    Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
    You're an idiot, babe.
    It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

    It was gravity which pulled us down and destiny which broke us apart
    You tamed the lion in my cage but it just wasn't enough to change my heart.
    Now everything's a little upside down, as a matter of fact the wheels have stopped,
    What's good is bad, what's bad is good, you'll find out when you reach the top
    You're on the bottom.

    I noticed at the ceremony, your corrupt ways had finally made you blind
    I can't remember your face anymore, your mouth has changed, your eyes
    Don't look into mine.
    The priest wore black on the seventh day and sat stone-faced while the building
    Burned.
    I waited for you on the running boards, near the cypress trees, while the springtime
    Turned Slowly into autumn.

    Idiot wind, blowing like a circle around my skull,
    From the Grand Coulee Dam to the Capitol.
    Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
    You're an idiot, babe.
    It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

    I can't feel you anymore, I can't even touch the books you've read
    Every time I crawl past your door, I been wishin' I was somebody else instead.
    Down the highway, down the tracks, down the road to ecstasy,
    I followed you beneath the stars, hounded by your memory
    And all your ragin' glory.

    I been double-crossed now for the very last time and now I'm finally free,
    I kissed goodbye the howling beast on the borderline which separated you from me.
    You'll never know the hurt I suffered nor the pain I rise above,
    And I'll never know the same about you, your holiness or your kind of love,
    And it makes me feel so sorry.

    Idiot wind, blowing through the buttons of our coats,
    Blowing through the letters that we wrote.
    Idiot wind, blowing through the dust upon our shelves,
    We're idiots, babe.
    It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves.
     
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  17. originallambrettaman

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    Qatar workers protest outside FIFA congress this morning...

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  18. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

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    It's about time they caught up with that Jack Warner and his brothers. They made some crap black and white films, an exception being Casablanca (1942). What a film that is. I like the bit at the end where Humphrey embraces his bird before she boards a Ryanair flight out of Casablanca, a quite remarkable scene because it actually left on time.

    Still a choker, here's looking at you kid...



     
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  19. originallambrettaman

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    Jack Warner speech outside the courthouse in Trinidad - "If I have been thiefing FIFA money for 30 years, who give me the money? How come he is not charged? Why only persons from Third World countries have been charged?"
     
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  20. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    https://archive.org/details/Groucho_Marx_Letter_to_Warner_Brothers
     
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