Off Topic Excuse for going missing...

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So what will Bell's excuse this time for going missing after another dry humping by Arsenal?

  • Helicopter broke down

  • Indigestion from eating too much humble pie

  • Martin invited him Columbia to see the new star

  • Caught a packet in Basingstoke

  • Eating 60% off at Harvesters

  • Gone to buy a large tube of Savalon

  • Others please write

  • Emergency trip to Moscow saved the day.


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I'm guessing come Christmas morning everyone's all kissy kissy, love you really, didn't mean all that abuse for the last 364 days.

Until Boxing Day...