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Off Topic Excuse for going missing...

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Nov 18, 2017.

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So what will Bell's excuse this time for going missing after another dry humping by Arsenal?

  1. Helicopter broke down

  2. Indigestion from eating too much humble pie

  3. Martin invited him Columbia to see the new star

  4. Caught a packet in Basingstoke

  5. Eating 60% off at Harvesters

  6. Gone to buy a large tube of Savalon

  7. Others please write

  8. Emergency trip to Moscow saved the day.

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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    How many bottles of thinners today Dufus?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 21, 2017
  2. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    " Something's missing alright "..:)
     
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    seabreeze, Nov 21, 2017
  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    You're blathering, again. Very dull.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Nov 21, 2017
  4. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing come Christmas morning everyone's all kissy kissy, love you really, didn't mean all that abuse for the last 364 days.

    Until Boxing Day...
     
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    Burly Hurley, Nov 21, 2017
  5. The Ginger Marks

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    Most mate, Himler will be in his cave with the outlaws. <ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 21, 2017
  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Witty retorts from the irish Canadian Polack?
     
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