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Off Topic Excuse for going missing...

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Nov 18, 2017.

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So what will Bell's excuse this time for going missing after another dry humping by Arsenal?

  1. Helicopter broke down

  2. Indigestion from eating too much humble pie

  3. Martin invited him Columbia to see the new star

  4. Caught a packet in Basingstoke

  5. Eating 60% off at Harvesters

  6. Gone to buy a large tube of Savalon

  7. Others please write

  8. Emergency trip to Moscow saved the day.

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Either way let's hope this thread won't dissapear into the arse end of a ladyboy before it barely hits 50 posts like most of the other threads the OP attempts.
     
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    Spurlock, Nov 19, 2017
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  2. PINKIE

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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Try Savalon mate, it'll help. <ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 19, 2017
  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Why should I? I know your arse has been pummeled before...so we will get there eventually...just don't cough <ok>
     
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    Spurlock, Nov 19, 2017
  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    He won't see this thread he's got Skiddy on ignore mate.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Nah! that reverse **** aint working bro, take it on the chin son, be a man. <ok>
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    <laugh> Did you honestly have any doubts?
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    <rofl>
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    We all knew and Arsenal pushed him over the edge. <laugh>
     
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    I wonder how the birthday party went?

    Complete with clown, party bags and a full roast

    <laugh>
     
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    Yorkshire pudding and a roast potato. Just what every 7 year old wants for their birthday party <laugh>
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    Well it was 40% off FFS <laugh>
     
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    Plenty of roasted spuds to be had with his chicken.

    humble pie for afters
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    I’m surprised he got back from Moscow so quickly but it seems a long way to go for slow cooked lamb and roast Spud party bags.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 19, 2017
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    Has @PleaseNotPoll joined him for supper
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Has he still not turned up yet?

    Terrible showmanship tbh
     
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    Sucky, Nov 21, 2017
  17. The Ginger Marks

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    He's only showed up to rant about Piskie and me but you could feel the butt hurt through the screen.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 21, 2017
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    I know, shocking cowardice really. PNP popped in, emptied the contents of his handbag and then ****ed off again. SpursDisciple hasn’t been seen since 12:30pm on Saturday, still MIA
     
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    SD did attempt a cameo rimming but finished mid tongue. <ok>
     
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