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Off Topic Excuse for going missing...

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Nov 18, 2017.

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So what will Bell's excuse this time for going missing after another dry humping by Arsenal?

  1. Helicopter broke down

  2. Indigestion from eating too much humble pie

  3. Martin invited him Columbia to see the new star

  4. Caught a packet in Basingstoke

  5. Eating 60% off at Harvesters

  6. Gone to buy a large tube of Savalon

  7. Others please write

  8. Emergency trip to Moscow saved the day.

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  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    I know right, at least Spurlock stuck around for a "Willyface!" retort.
     
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  2. NSIS

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    Who’s deserted them?...
     
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  3. SpursDisciple

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    Got to be tongue in cheek, given he becomes more elusive than Bin Laden was 10 years ago when Chelsea hit a bad patch.
     
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  4. NSIS

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    Exactly!


    Dierdre making comments about others going missing does smack of distinct irony and hypocrisy.
     
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  5. SpursDisciple

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    Out of interest, how would us deserting the team have any impact on the team's results? Absolutely haven't deserted them, but hypothetically how would 2 less posters to a football forum impact on the season?
    For the record, very disappointed about Saturday (obviously). It seems Arsenal got a little helping hand after the prematch signing of Mike Dean from our squad, but that said, Arsenal were the better team, so well done to them, they deserved the win.
     
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  6. Bodinki

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    towing the Spurs bullshit narrative I see SD.
    Only decision he ****ed up was the foul that wasn't a foul.
    The "offside" was onside.
    One of your lot (again) was willing the players to heckle a booked player to get him sent off <doh>
    Can't stand that ****ing dog **** attitude.
     
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  7. NSIS

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    The second goal was legit. The first was a joke. No foul and Mustafi was offside from the free kick.

    But overall it seems Arsenal we’re the better side on the day.
     
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    I agree (Except for the offside bit, he was level)

    I just dont like the way Spurs fans call for yellow cards every time a player is touched, I really ****ing hate it.
    If you cannot beat 11 men, then you should quit football.
    I hate seeing any bookings in a football match. I want a good game, a red card literally ruins a game for me, even if it is our opposition that is sent off.
    Because you then didnt beat that team, you beat 10 of the players.
     
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  9. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Doing the fire drill every time v Chelsea does not help.

    Spurs fans complain about getting home from Wembley, but walking out on your team in Cup semi and league games when you team is losing is not great. You leave early at the Bridge every season too.

    Get behind your team. Spurs fans must be the most critical fans going
     
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    Gotta be Arsenal surely?
    You never seen Arsenal fan TV?
    They drop a bollock if they dont win every game 3-0.

    Maybe its something in the water in North London.
     
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    Nice of you to finally turn up <whistle>
     
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    I dunno. The way Spurs fans turned on Alli last November was something else. The Jan, he was a £100m player.

    No other fans are so fickle
     
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    The first one was a foul to be honest. Not for the reason Dean gave (shirt pulling) but Sanchez went through the back of him to get the ball and fouled him before he got it.

    Mustafi was level when the free kick went it too.

    Also Sanchez could easily have given a pen away when he fouled Sanchez (the good one) late in the game. It was only because Sanchez stayed on his feet that the ref didn’t have to make a decision.

    Overall though, we pissed all over you anyway :)
     
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    You’re the one person who sees that as a foul. And you’re a gooner - surprise!

    As Neville and Shearer said, ‘there is no argument, it’s not a foul’
     
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    Yeah well Neville and Shearer are going to be replaced by pundit Piskie next season.
     
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    Is @PleaseNotPoll gone back in hiding, after he put his head above the parapet briefly. After that meltdown, he is best off back
    en su cueva
     
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    So you could get Match of the Day, en su cueva
     
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    Unlike you, I have no need of one....
     
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    Bottle FC need one, when it comes to big games
     
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    What an attention seeking little bitch! <laugh>
     
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