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Years ago mate of mine went to the tattooist to get LEEDS UNITED tattooed on his cock, when he whipped it out the tattooist said you'd be better of supporting QPR mate, we may have a chance of getting that on there. true story.
He ended up with LUFC on his member, and he got an hard on during the session, mad ****er
Whereas Milky Lukaku could have had...

Queens Park Rangers Football Club...with room to spare apparently :emoticon-0138-think
 
We were 32 RA and do not remember stuff like who we took over from. Just know it was a ****hole.
on the right as you came in the main gate was the guard house a little further down on the left regimental HQ at the back was the room for IC thats where i worked or in the towers on riots with the video camera
 
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Blair should be ****ing hung by his neck, the murdering bastard
or hung by his socks till xmas basting him daily, let the flavor flood out, then sell him as Peking duck to the Chinese, would be the best thing he ever did though not aware of it.
 
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Both in mine i think. Prods had an ex rsm and he would drill them.
i remember wanting a top bunk already taken so i paid the lad to swap little did he know i smelt it first someone had pissed in it drunk i guess, mind it was 10 bunk beds a room filled and there are some evil stinks sweaty feet the main one it hard to forget that smell
 
Years ago mate of mine went to the tattooist to get LEEDS UNITED tattooed on his cock, when he whipped it out the tattooist said you'd be better of supporting QPR mate, we may have a chance of getting that on there. true story.
He ended up with LUFC on his member, and he got an hard on during the session, mad ****er

bit of a coincidence. I woke up after a heavy night with Queen’s Park Rangers tattooed on my old boy. I was gutted. It was only when I hooked up with some floosie later I realised it said Queen’s Park rangers 1, Leeds United 2. What a relief.
 
the same scenario was in Ireland, if you talk about it there is always some leftist **** wanting to get you prosecuted. but nothing happens prosecution wise to the ****s who plant the bombs and snipe at innocents as they have an amnesty, or some leftist officer who wants to play by Marquis of Queensbury rules. i love the new drone strikes gov makes a decision bop no more **** heads
I fully understand where you'r coming from here, makem, but what I cannot comprehend is why the hell wouild they do it on camera? And yes, why should one side have to adhere to the rules when the 'other side' have no rules at all.
 
bit of a coincidence. I woke up after a heavy night with Queen’s Park Rangers tattooed on my old boy. I was gutted. It was only when I hooked up with some floosie later I realised it said Queen’s Park rangers 1, Leeds United 2. What a relief.
i hear Jackanory are looking for story tellers,you could walk that job you're so believable you have me riveted to my seat , ehm but dont ask me to borrow money..<laugh><laugh>
 
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I fully understand where you'r coming from here, makem, but what I cannot comprehend is why the hell wouild they do it on camera? And yes, why should one side have to adhere to the rules when the 'other side' have no rules at all.
a lot of regiments play by the rules dictated to them like when the twats are throwing rocks and attacking you you cant fire back, however Para officers would not stand for it , the priest who got shot had the world in sympathy, as those pics were from them, but they wouldn't touch the pics of him putting the fallen terrorist gun up his cassock coonts were worse then imams
 
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Did you have working dogs back then?
seem to remember them but long kesh was not my regiment i was IC think they used them for sniffing out sweaty tunnelers , infa red was used on helicopters looking for tunnels they also had sonic sensors and Iris
 
Did you have working dogs back then?
the only escapee was a guy who's twin was a priest they swapped places and he walked out after visiting in the priests clothes, then the priest told the guard who he was, they told him its just a story, the Ira leaked it to the press, all hell broke lose but fair do's he was told he had to prove it was him and to do that hey needed his brother back for a blood test or he was staying put. <laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
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