Reminds me of the old joke... guy shows another guy a picture of his wife, saying ‘isn’t she beautiful?’ 2nd Guy replies ‘you should see my wife’ 1st guy ‘why? is she a cracker?’ 2nd guy ‘no, she’s an optician’
yes i think she burnt all my stuff even my tuned air rifle and the kit cat i was building had to start another project but finished it
hell hath no fury an old girlfriend of mine went through my phone in the middle of the night, found a text from some other girl. Went outside smashed my car up. Came back upstairs and woke me up by smacking the sh*t out of me with one of the wing mirrors
**** once asked my son to give her some money as she was struggling after she took every thing i worked for wouldnt give her the cheese off my bellend
when i lived in Amsterdam i was staying at a girl friends place about 2 in the morning my daughter phoned i was saying ok love to my daughter she snatched my phone took me 10 mins to calm her down and not smash it women eh
Well there’s some truth in that but what can you do if they expect Monogamy. I remember when I was a teen, a couple of girls having a street fight. My mate came over and said aren’t you going to break that up. I said, ‘nah it’s ok, they’re fighting over me’
Years ago mate of mine went to the tattooist to get LEEDS UNITED tattooed on his cock, when he whipped it out the tattooist said you'd be better of supporting QPR mate, we may have a chance of getting that on there. true story. He ended up with LUFC on his member, and he got an hard on during the session, mad ****er
[ There not from this solar system mate, Go shopping with a woman, She asks you, do you like this dress? You haven't a clue but say yes it's nice. She says well I don't So why the **** did you ask me!
