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Reminds me of the old joke... guy shows another guy a picture of his wife, saying ‘isn’t she beautiful?’
2nd Guy replies ‘you should see my wife’
1st guy ‘why? is she a cracker?’
2nd guy ‘no, she’s an optician’
yes i think she burnt all my stuff even my tuned air rifle and the kit cat i was building had to start another project but finished it
cant show any pic of her but the car.....................
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Made me think what great wallpaper...
Always been in touch with his feminine side has the Jamster
hell hath no fury
an old girlfriend of mine went through my phone in the middle of the night, found a text from some other girl. Went outside smashed my car up. Came back upstairs and woke me up by smacking the sh*t out of me with one of the wing mirrors
**** once asked my son to give her some money as she was struggling after she took every thing i worked for wouldnt give her the cheese off my bellend
You should treat your bitches with respect, then the crazy cows wouldn't give you a hard time
when i lived in Amsterdam i was staying at a girl friends place about 2 in the morning my daughter phoned i was saying ok love to my daughter she snatched my phone took me 10 mins to calm her down and not smash it women eh
so long as he doesn't get a tattoo on his dick for every girlYou should treat your bitches with respect, then the crazy cows wouldn't give you a hard time
They're not wired up correctly mate
Whats that book call, Men are from mars, women are from Venus
You should treat your bitches with respect, then the crazy cows wouldn't give you a hard time
Well there’s some truth in that but what can you do if they expect Monogamy.
I remember when I was a teen, a couple of girls having a street fight. My mate came over and said aren’t you going to break that up. I said, ‘nah it’s ok, they’re fighting over me’
Like a diplodocus. It’s a burden, I’m always tripping over the fcker
Years ago mate of mine went to the tattooist to get LEEDS UNITED tattooed on his cock, when he whipped it out the tattooist said you'd be better of supporting QPR mate, we may have a chance of getting that on there. true story.
He ended up with LUFC on his member, and he got an hard on during the session, mad ****er
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Go shopping with a woman,
She asks you, do you like this dress?
You haven't a clue but say yes it's nice.
She says well I don't
So why the **** did you ask me!
There not from this solar system mate,
Go shopping with a woman,
She asks you, do you like this dress?
You haven't a clue but say yes it's nice.
She says well I don't
So why the **** did you ask me!
We were 32 RA and do not remember stuff like who we took over from. Just know it was a ****hole.