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We know what we're going to get from England. Hold what we have, don't go out and make anything happen, sideways and backwards.

Four tournaments is it now, we've seen exactly the same thing. Why would the fifth be any different. Very frustrating when we could probably beat anyone in a 'who can score more' windmilling.

We've had the golden generation, when we don't win this we'll have the wasted generation.
 
Been a long time since I saw a professional football player wearing a sweatband on his head.

Channeling his inner Steve Foster
 
German police don't f**k about...

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Had to turn the volume down...why are men's football being subjected to female commentators screeching half the time. Drives me nuts.

There's a reason, in nature, why female voices are more shrill than male's ...

... it's a distress call and meant to cause alarm, similar to baby's cry.

Female voices are wonderful up to a certain pitch but that should never be a football pitch <laugh>
 
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In Hetton as a lad, we used to take the micky out of a bloke down the road with anger management issues
"Spanner man" - he got sacked for threatening his boss with a spanner at Hetton baths.
Luckily we could run faster than him <laugh>

Good start to the game

There was a bloke in Leadgate, who had a brown bear on his allotment ...

... we never took the micky out of him once <laugh>

1-1, had to happen.
 
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