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cyprussyd said:
Dear Bob, I have had 10 pm's in the last few days from a young 18 year old boy, I feel like I am being stalked, should I encourage his advances so as not to rile him in the hope he will grow out of it, ignore him at the risk of upsetting him or tell him I'm not that way inclined.
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tell 5-1 to **** of then Syd
 
cyprussyd said:
Dear Bob, I have had 10 pm's in the last few days from a young 18 year old boy, I feel like I am being stalked, should I encourage his advances so as not to rile him in the hope he will grow out of it, ignore him at the risk of upsetting him or tell him I'm not that way inclined.
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I would advise to stop bragging, or 'La Gazza Ladras' will want a bit of the action.

Yours not one little bit jealous of all those pms

Bob

ps. google 'La gazza ladra' and the composer Rossini if you're in any doubt <ok>
 
cyprussyd said:
Dear Bob, I have had 10 pm's in the last few days from a young 18 year old boy, I feel like I am being stalked, should I encourage his advances so as not to rile him in the hope he will grow out of it, ignore him at the risk of upsetting him or tell him I'm not that way inclined.
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Was it 5 teats?
 
cyprussyd said:
Dear Bob, I have had 10 pm's in the last few days from a young 18 year old boy, I feel like I am being stalked, should I encourage his advances so as not to rile him in the hope he will grow out of it, ignore him at the risk of upsetting him or tell him I'm not that way inclined.
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You have to give these things time Syd
 
Dear Bob..

A few months ago i lost my job...

The reasons being..

1. I was more interested in eating pastries, than worrying about putting my mistakes right.
2. I was spending a lot of time on You-tube, trying to find a suitable tune, in the event i had a success.
3. My bosses and supporters of my company, deemed i was a bit of a dinosaur, and would not move with the times.


Now though, i feel good, and had a nice holiday...

I have made every effort for employment...I have been on every tv programme and also in every newspaper worldwide pleading and crying for employment...inc.the likes of Outer *****lia, The Falkland isles and Andorra, but to no avail..

Any suggestions on my next option?

Thanks

Steve B.
 
Bob Sherunkle said:
Dear mr/miss pond,
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Bear Bob

Although named after a well know drinking establishment in the rural area of Millfield, a place renowned for the sober eloquence of it's patrons, the salubrious beverages provided and the rococo motif of the decor people sometimes mistake me for a lass while corresponding.

Does this make me wine-bar curious?

Worried blue-eyes
 
commachio said:
Dear Bob..

A few months ago i lost my job...

The reasons being..

1. I was more interested in eating pastries, than worrying about putting my mistakes right.
2. I was spending a lot of time on You-tube, trying to find a suitable tune, in the event i had a success.
3. My bosses and supporters of my company, deemed i was a bit of a dinosaur, and would not move with the times.


Now though, i feel good, and had a nice holiday...

I have made every effort for employment...I have been on every tv programme and also in every newspaper worldwide pleading and crying for employment...inc.the likes of Outer *****lia, The Falkland isles and Andorra, but to no avail..

Any suggestions on my next option?

Thanks

Steve B.
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Cruel but funny...<laugh>
 
Come on Bob..

I came to you in my hour of need, and you have kept me waiting longer than Shearer for a medal..

Tearfully. Steve.
 
cyprussyd said:
Dear Bob,

I trust this is a confidential service because I don't want my fellow Sunderland fans to find out about my problem, they may laugh.

During a short and ill advised break in Wales I allowed myself to be dragged into a local custom of sheep fornication, rather a pleasant experience if I'm honest, however the side effects are horrendous.

I find I have a urge to fondle anyone wearing a wool sweater, synthetic is fine but pure wool just turns me on. Yesterday I was barred from the local Edinburgh Woollen Mill store after attacking a dummy in the window wearing a woollen skirt and I avoid one man and his dog at all costs.

Please help me.
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A bit too late for help Syd. The word is out and this has been posted on every teams board on not606.
 
now then bob i am so confussed do i go for mexico for my next winter break or shall i stick to my safe and favourite bet the dom rep i need help <bubbly>
 
commachio said:
Dear Bob..

A few months ago i lost my job...

The reasons being..

1. I was more interested in eating pastries, than worrying about putting my mistakes right.
2. I was spending a lot of time on You-tube, trying to find a suitable tune, in the event i had a success.
3. My bosses and supporters of my company, deemed i was a bit of a dinosaur, and would not move with the times.


Now though, i feel good, and had a nice holiday...

I have made every effort for employment...I have been on every tv programme and also in every newspaper worldwide pleading and crying for employment...inc.the likes of Outer *****lia, The Falkland isles and Andorra, but to no avail..

Any suggestions on my next option?

Thanks

Steve B.
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Dear Mr.B,
You seem to have tried to find good honest work, so, have you tried dishonest work?
There seems to be a call for 'lookalike' models at the moment. Is there anyone that you reemble from a once popular tv programme, such as a person who meant well, but was just out of his depth? Someone who was a brickie perhaps, and had to move to another country for work?

Yours hintingly

Bob
 
Bob Sherunkle said:
Dear Mr.B,
You seem to have tried to find good honest work, so, have you tried dishonest work?
There seems to be a call for 'lookalike' models at the moment. Is there anyone that you reemble from a once popular tv programme, such as a person who meant well, but was just out of his depth? Someone who was a brickie perhaps, and had to move to another country for work?

Yours hintingly

Bob
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Thanks Bob...

I have (on your advise) just sent my CV of to Rangers FC...

Here's hoping..

S B..
 
vincemac said:
i think my posting is invisible to some people i need help <bubbly>
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Never been to either mate...but Meckkico sounds ok....and you could make loads of dosh by smuggling a family across the border to the States....

It could pay for you whole holiday..

Hope this helps..
 
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