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  1. Bob Sherunkle

    Bob Sherunkle Member

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    My dear Syd,

    The only cure for this is a drastic one I fear.
    If you move to Hartlepool try the monkeys there. The monkeys like it rough. Once you have slapped a monkey a few times, the sheep wont be a problem.
    Just one word of advice though young man. Don't get to attached to any particular monkey, as I believe the locals tend to put ropes around their necks.


    Yours apathetically

    Bob
     
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  2. Bob Sherunkle

    Bob Sherunkle Member

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    Certainly mr White. I would suggest though, that you get out of the bath first. It makes people think you are posh.

    Yours urinatingly

    Bob
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Dear Bob

    A friend of mine has a tiny knob. What would you advise me, erm, HIM to do about it?
     
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    Sidthemackem, Mar 14, 2012
  4. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    What about my Magikarp dammit!
     
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  5. trouble_n_stripes

    trouble_n_stripes Active Member

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    I've been eating Beans today, now I have a bad case of 'wind' to put it politely, what should one do.

    That one's over to you Bob.
     
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    trouble_n_stripes, Mar 14, 2012
  6. Billy Death

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    Dear Mr Bob Spunkuncle,

    My brother's in borstal,
    My sister has pox,
    My mother's a whore on Sunderland docks,
    My uncle's a pervert, mt auntie's gone mad,
    And Jack the Ripper's my dad.

    I'm not violent, I just have major issues with peacefulness.
    I don't sleep very well & am on 13 different prescribed drugs.

    Any idea's?
     
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  7. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    well bob if you cant acknowledge me piss off <bubbly>
     
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    Vincemac, Mar 14, 2012
  8. trouble_n_stripes

    trouble_n_stripes Active Member

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    Think your's is a tough one for Bob to answer VM.
     
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  9. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    i ive got him stumpt <bubbly>
     
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  10. trouble_n_stripes

    trouble_n_stripes Active Member

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    Think Bob may have gone to his nearest STD clinic for help.
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I keep getting emails about stuff to enlarge a penis, would you like me to forward them
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Mar 14, 2012
  12. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    what nights does ya mother work Billy?
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Mar 14, 2012
  13. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

    Am I really meant enter the Pokemon League and take on the Elite Four with a Magikarp?
     
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    ...And Out Come the Wolve, Mar 14, 2012
  14. Bob Sherunkle

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    Dear Sid,

    I would advise you, ermmm, I mean your friend, to get a smaller door. It won't show so much then.

    Yours knobbingly

    Bob
     
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  15. Bob Sherunkle

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    I apologise most proffusely vincemac. I missed your post completely
     
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  16. Bob Sherunkle

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    Dear Billy.

    Just stop boasting. Simples <ok>
     
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  17. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    Ahem.
     
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  18. Bob Sherunkle

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    I'm afraid I will have to pass you over to two other people who may be able to help you. Alan Shearer and Mark Lawrenson. These two have after all been talking out of their arses for years.


    Yours trumpingly

    Bob
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Dear Bob, I have had 10 pm's in the last few days from a young 18 year old boy, I feel like I am being stalked, should I encourage his advances so as not to rile him in the hope he will grow out of it, ignore him at the risk of upsetting him or tell him I'm not that way inclined.
     
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  20. Dyavvy

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    your starter for "ten bob"....its the way ye tell `em ......haha!
     
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