JESUS CHRIST get a girl who doesn't like football... they're not that ****ing hard to find.
I know a bloke who supports Liverpool and his missus supports Chelsea and they go to war every time they play each other.
Daft thing is, they both come from Watford, have no natural connection with either club and have only ever been to a handful of live games.
In short, they're a pair of twats.![]()
The mrs is a Derby fan, it's only a problem when we play them
a problem for her at least as we took six points off them last season![]()

Here's the dilema.
Lets say that you have just met a new partner, the partner of your dreams, and everything is going well. Suddenly you discover your new other half supports a rival football club.![]()
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What would you do???
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I recall losing a woman when I told her that being with her was nearly as good as being on my own....![]()
Many moons ago i went back with some sort i'd pulled and upon getting into her bedroom to my horror i noticed there was a West Ham mirror on the bedroom wall and Claret and Blue lampshades on the bedside lamps, i said to her "oh do you support West Ham then?", she answered "well yeah, all my family are Hammers" looking at the mirror and lampshades she added "all that gear is my husbands".
Needless to say i smashed the granny out of her and even let out a little "E I O" when i reached my peak
She was well satisfied and i felt like we'd just won away from home at West Ham![]()



Should of shagged her then told her dad
Here's the dilema.
Lets say that you have just met a new partner, the partner of your dreams, and everything is going well. Suddenly you discover your new other half supports a rival football club.![]()
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What would you do???
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Trouble with this is they can deliberately put you in situations where you have to choose between pleasing them and watching the match! Saturday is one of only two free days per week afterall!
My woman has no time or understanding of sport.
Its a lonely saturday in her life.




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