In that case, what's the protocol for sectioning people? Is there an official method or is it just like Peep Show where anything goes?
Danny Graham
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In that case, what's the protocol for sectioning people? Is there an official method or is it just like Peep Show where anything goes?
Just two bent doctors to sign it off and you're laughing, I can arrange it for a small fee?
How about a pastry coup; name your flavour and I'll have them waiting for you in the concourse at Dawson's Testimonial.
Or a pile of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn.
I've no idea what a pastry coup is and I'm away for Andy's Testimonial, so that's a no-no.
A pile of cash sounds all right, but I don't want French porn, the birds are too hairy.
And you can keep the clock, thanks.
clearly not a Blackadder fan then. Where's Golaccio when you need him?I could have Simon Walton's legs broken for you? I'm actually driving up to South Shields on Saturday, I could pop in on the way?
I could have Simon Walton's legs broken for you? I'm actually driving up to South Shields on Saturday, I could pop in on the way?
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn"
Comedy Gold.
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn"
Comedy Gold.
Quality! "The girl is wetter then a haddocks bathing cossy"
Quality! "The girl is wetter then a haddocks bathing cossy"
"My suspicion was further aroused when I asked her about the great British universities, Oxford, Cambridge and Hull. She failed to recognise that only 2 of those are actually great"
"Oh absolutely, Oxford's a complete dump!"
"They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork in your head"
Do you do special rates for schizoids......2 for one, three for one etc ? You see, we're a bit down on our luck right now, and I can't determine our budget ....
"Baldrick, go forth into the street and let it be known that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house. Percy, just go forth into the street".
"I just wanted to see how a war is fought, so badly!"
"Well you've come to the right place Bob. A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the hairy, leader of the Vikings, ordered 10,000 helmets with the horns on the inside".
@TotallyHullCity has just tweeted that Danny Graham is on his flight from Newcastle to Faro this morning.
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?"
"You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?"
"He's mad. He's mad! He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year's Mr Madman competition."
"We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping."
Quality