Crap Towns

Toby said:
Your barely-litterate ramblings on here pissed me off long before that.

Get the **** back to the SPL boards, you add ****all to GC.
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Nope nowt interesting here .

Don't blame me for your permanent pissed off feeling wee man . That's your tedious life that's done that .

#callcentredrone
 
aldotheapache said:
Nope nowt interesting here .

Don't blame me for your permanent pissed off feeling wee man . That's your tedious life that's done that .

#callcentredrone
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Keep on stealing Medro-patter you pathetic little *****. <doh>

Now stop trying to interact with me, I'm better than you <ok>
 
Toby said:
Keep on stealing Medro-patter you pathetic little *****. <doh>

Now stop trying to interact with me, I'm better than you <ok>
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No you're not . You actually lag behind quite badly . Even Venom is more interesting than you .

As for stealing patter . You may well think about trying that as your patter is extremely juvenile and actually rather embarrassing . Not to mention very repetitive .
 
aldotheapache said:
No you're not . You actually lag behind quite badly . Even Venom is more interesting than you .

As for stealing patter . You may well think about trying that as your patter is extremely juvenile and actually rather embarrassing . Not to mention very repetitive .
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You're honestly not worth the effort <doh>
 
Moses said:
<doh>.
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I noticed that after Moses, was a typo when I posted on the bus but thought it was even pettier to edit it after.

Now **** off back to the SPL boards and stop trying to defend your fellow ***** rangers fans.
 
*gets popcorn to watch the sweaty inbred cousin fight*
 
Toby said:
Mile End
Whitechapel
Hackney Central
Stoke Newington
Hackney Wick

These are my 'endz' and there's nothing wrong with them. If you're that much of a feeble little **** then go live in a field somewhere, or is it you're just scared of people that are a different colour to you?

Hackney ****s all over 99% of the country, any town north of London is either some quaint little boring ****hole like you'd see in Emmerdale or some derelict and deprived ****hole town like Middlesborough or Stoke <doh>

The tube is annoying and the millions of people here can be a bit irritating but that's nowhere near enough to make it worse than somewhere like Birmingham.

I've never been to Scotland but Glasgow? I've seen footage (ie people not being able to recognise fruit) and read enough about it that to know for sure that I never want to go.

Rant over <ok>
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2 1/2 years I've been on this site, have read some complete and utter bollocks but this takes the award for the biggest steaming pile of ****e written on here so far.
 
Ciaran said:
Find out the most hated place in the UK
Monday 7 Oct 2013 4:14 pm

London has been awarded the uncertain honour of topping the list of the most hated urban centre in the UK.

Crap Towns Returns, back by ‘unpopular demand’ ten years after its first version was published, has compiled the worst 50 places to live in the country.

The capital edged ahead of Bradford and Chipping Norton to top the standings, while 2003&#8242;s ‘winner’ Hull was not even in the top 50 this time round.

Sam Jordison, co-founder and editor of Crap Towns, said Londoners had ‘no idea what’s happening in the rest of the country’.
Find out the most hated place in the UKLondoners were criticised for an island mentality (Picture: Alex Lentati)

‘They take a lot of what works in Britain, but you don’t see much sign of them putting anything back. I think that’s what lies behind the rage of a lot of the nominations,’ he told the Guardian.

‘A lot of the entries for other places are what you might call affectionate hatred, as you might tease a member of the family but know you have to put up with them. That’s not the case with London – the hatred is real.’

Crap Towns produces its list based on interviews with members of the public, taking in house prices, crime statistics, transport and what it calls unbearable snobbery.

Among the first-hand impressions included in this year’s book are ‘My friends and I once spent an evening in Thetford. Some people threw a cucumber at us’, and ‘Southampton: the only place in the UK I’ve ever seen someone get on a bus and nonchalantly spark up a crack pipe’.

Crap Towns: The top 10

1 London
2 Bradford
3 Chipping Norton
4 Southampton
5 York
6 Gibraltar (technically a British Overseas Territory and not part of the UK)
7 Coventry
8 Nuneaton
9 High Wycombe
10 Stoke-on-Trent
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Bollocks. Middlesbough, Bolton and Scunphorpe aren't on the list.
 
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