Crap Towns

What ******ed ****wit compiled this list? Obviously the sort of quivering northern mummy's boy who's terrified he'll get sucked into the escalators on the tube in London, so he's never actually walked more than 100 yards from his hotel in Kings Cross. And Southampton 4th, p*rtsmouth not even on the list? **** right off.
 
London is full of gayboys, Archers. You prove that on here on a daily basis.

Whilst I realise that London scares the hell out of many yokels such as yourself, I'm pretty sure you could actually walk the streets here without fear of getting forceably bummed.

I'm actually more offended by Southampton being 4th. Although as Saints are currently 4th in the PL, maybe that's the explanation. The bloke who compiled the list is jealous.
 
Whilst I realise that London scares the hell out of many yokels such as yourself, I'm pretty sure you could actually walk the streets here without fear of getting forceably bummed.

I'm actually more offended by Southampton being 4th. Although as Saints are currently 4th in the PL, maybe that's the explanation. The bloke who compiled the list is jealous.

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London, scary. The only scary thing about London is that fannies like you think it's some big bad city.

In reality, it's a rubbish tip for the rest of the UK, Europe, Africa and Asia to send it's unwanted scum and wasters too.

Point in fact; Scotland export jakies to London.
 
Whilst I realise that London scares the hell out of many yokels such as yourself, I'm pretty sure you could actually walk the streets here without fear of getting forceably bummed.

I'm actually more offended by Southampton being 4th. Although as Saints are currently 4th in the PL, maybe that's the explanation. The bloke who compiled the list is jealous.

Come on now, it's a bit of a ****hole. If you're honest, it's like a giant turd attracting all the scummy flies from around the world to it.

It's survival of the fittest, which is why big, beasting darkies run riot on the streets all day, every day, armed with knives and guns <ok>
 
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London, scary. The only scary thing about London is that fannies like you think it's some big bad city.

In reality, it's a rubbish tip for the rest of the UK, Europe, Africa and Asia to send it's unwanted scum and wasters too.

Point in fact; Scotland export jakies to London.

The one or two who can run to the train fare. Most of em don't get any further than Glasgow Central Station.
 
Come on now, it's a bit of a ****hole. If you're honest, it's like a giant turd attracting all the scummy flies from around the world to it.

It's survival of the fittest, which is why big, beasting darkies run riot on the streets all day, every day, armed with knives and guns <ok>

This only happens in the dark corners of your imagination. (And Tottenham in August).
 
London is one of the best cities in the World if you pick out all the rich areas but the poor areas are horrible.