Crap Towns

[EDGE.]

That'll be why you're from Glasgow. The Scottish equivalent of the Island of Dr. Moreau

Glasgow's great.

Great venues, great shops, great restaurants, great transport links and plenty of characters.

Not many places offer you a thriving city centre, and for a 30min drive, you're in Loch Lomond.

 

[VenomPD]

Glasgow's great.

Great venues, great shops, great restaurants, great transport links and plenty of characters.

Not many places offer you a thriving city centre, and for a 30min drive, you're in Loch Lomond.

All of this is true and I actually like Glasgow.

Doesn't avoid the fact that most of the population are rat-faced mutants with personal hygiene levels usually found in prison camps.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Glasgow's great.

Great venues, great shops, great restaurants, great transport links and plenty of characters.

Not many places offer you a thriving city centre, and for a 30min drive, you're in Loch Lomond.

And that's the only positive about the ****ehole that is Glasgow. Getting out of it to enable you to live beyond the age of 42.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

30 minute drive?

takes about 15 if you don't drive like a fairy

 

[The Raging Oxter]

All of this is true and I actually like Glasgow.

Doesn't avoid the fact that most of the population are rat-faced mutants with personal hygiene levels usually found in prison camps.

^^^^

This. I like visiting Glasgow but I wouldn't want to live there. Get fed up of being called "big man".

I'm only 6' 2"

 

[Patience]

Expected better from you Jiffy. London has its problems like anywhere else but for you lot to portray it like some modern day Armageddon is way wide of the mark.

Sorry Dan

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

everyone gets called big man. the wee taigs started it most likely

 

[VenomPD]

I also want to make it abundantly clear that my denigration of other places doesn't mean I'm defending Aberdeen.

It's a perennial grey ****hole full of mumble-mouthed soor-faced ****s with an inferiority complex.

 

[Tina.]

Every city has it's problems but I've got to be honest, there are few places in Edinburgh or Glasgow I am genuinely afraid to walk through. Can't say the same about London.

That's because London's more tolerant of big **** off gayboys like yourself.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

That's because London's more tolerant of big **** off gayboys like yourself.

Fuck off. You're that fat and ugly even the Yardies wouldn't rape you.

 

[Tina.]

I also want to make it abundantly clear that my denigration of other places doesn't mean I'm defending Aberdeen.

It's a perennial grey ****hole full of mumble-mouthed soor-faced ****s with an inferiority complex.

I see now why you and ER fit in.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

There isn't anywhere in the UK that I have been that I don't like.

There are positives and negatives about everywhere.

It's all about seeing the positives in the location and the people. It's about embracing positivity and having a cheerful outlook.

My favourite city in Scotland is Glasgow and my favourite town is Pitlochry.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I also want to make it abundantly clear that my denigration of other places doesn't mean I'm defending Aberdeen.

It's a perennial grey ****hole full of mumble-mouthed burnt-faced ****s with an superiority complex.

Fixed

 

[Tina.]

Fuck off. You're that fat and ugly even the Yardies wouldn't rape you.

I don't even know what a yardie is

 

[VenomPD]

Fuck off. You're that fat and ugly even the Yardies wouldn't rape you.

Untrue. Yardies love raping fat white women.

 

[Tina.]

There isn't anywhere in the UK that I have been that I don't like.

There are positives and negatives about everywhere.

It's all about seeing the positives in the location and the people. It's about embracing positivity and having a cheerful outlook.

My favourite city in Scotland is Glasgow and my favourite town is Pitlochry.

Fancy a game of golf up Knightswood park the next time you're down? I'm around the corner from it

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I also want to make it abundantly clear that my denigration of other places doesn't mean I'm defending Aberdeen.

It's a perennial grey ****hole full of mumble-mouthed soor-faced ****s with an inferiority complex.

Like everywhere else there are good and bad points Venom. And I constantly point out the bad points of Aberdeen.

 

[Deleted 1]

There isn't anywhere in the UK that I have been that I don't like.

There are positives and negatives about everywhere.

It's all about seeing the positives in the location and the people. It's about embracing positivity and having a cheerful outlook.

My favourite city in Scotland is Glasgow and my favourite town is Pitlochry.

Own up - who hacked his account?

 

[VenomPD]

Like everywhere else there are good and bad points Venom. And I constantly point out the bad points of Aberdeen.

I've never been anywhere that I didn't hate to some degree.

West Africa - Malarial ****hole full of uppity darkies

France - See above minus the malaria

America - Full of fat, clueless ******ed nutters

 

[gas]

I've never been anywhere that I didn't hate to some degree.

West Africa - Malarial ****hole full of uppity darkies

France - See above minus the malaria

America - Full of fat, clueless ******ed nutters

That sounds like South Bristol.