Glasgow's great. Great venues, great shops, great restaurants, great transport links and plenty of characters. Not many places offer you a thriving city centre, and for a 30min drive, you're in Loch Lomond.
All of this is true and I actually like Glasgow. Doesn't avoid the fact that most of the population are rat-faced mutants with personal hygiene levels usually found in prison camps.
And that's the only positive about the ****ehole that is Glasgow. Getting out of it to enable you to live beyond the age of 42.
^^^^ This. I like visiting Glasgow but I wouldn't want to live there. Get fed up of being called "big man". I'm only 6' 2"
I also want to make it abundantly clear that my denigration of other places doesn't mean I'm defending Aberdeen. It's a perennial grey ****hole full of mumble-mouthed soor-faced ****s with an inferiority complex.
There isn't anywhere in the UK that I have been that I don't like. There are positives and negatives about everywhere. It's all about seeing the positives in the location and the people. It's about embracing positivity and having a cheerful outlook. My favourite city in Scotland is Glasgow and my favourite town is Pitlochry.
Like everywhere else there are good and bad points Venom. And I constantly point out the bad points of Aberdeen.
I've never been anywhere that I didn't hate to some degree. West Africa - Malarial ****hole full of uppity darkies France - See above minus the malaria America - Full of fat, clueless ******ed nutters
