Crap Towns

Archers Road said:
This only happens in the dark corners of your imagination. (And Tottenham in August).
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<laugh>

Once they finish stabbing each other, they'll take London over. Mark my words. It's basically one darkie stabbing away from burning to the ground.
 
RolyD said:
I have looked and looked, but cannot for the life of me find the bit where I say Birmingham/Stoke/Middlesborough are nicer? But to say "there's nothing wrong with them" is pushing it, and as for Hackney crapping all over 99% of the country....okey dokey.

That said, my yardsticks are Marlow, Winchester, Christchurch, Beaconsfield, Newbury. So I'm already in a field, ta, and boy the air smells a lot fcking cleaner than 'Ackney, even with the fresh layer of sh!t.
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<laugh> hardly a fair barometer - you may as well compare Albania with Australia.
 
Mr D I Sabled said:
Come on now, it's a bit of a ****hole. If you're honest, it's like a giant turd attracting all the scummy flies from around the world to it.

It's survival of the fittest, which is why big, beasting darkies run riot on the streets all day, every day, armed with knives and guns <ok>
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Expected better from you Jiffy. London has its problems like anywhere else but for you lot to portray it like some modern day Armageddon is way wide of the mark.
 
It's like The Warriors but with more Somalians and ****s that act like tired characters out a Guy Ritchie film.
 
Dan Starkey said:
Expected better from you Jiffy. London has its problems like anywhere else but for you lot to portray it like some modern day Armageddon is way wide of the mark.
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Every city has it's problems but I've got to be honest, there are few places in Edinburgh or Glasgow I am genuinely afraid to walk through. Can't say the same about London.
 
Every British city has nice bits and **** bits.

The real ****ty bits of the UK are these stupid wee toons where centuries of inbreeding has resulted in freaks being spawn like Venom and ST.

The jean pull in the big cities produce handsome ****s like Medro and Erik.
 
I WILL KICK YOUR **** IN said:
Every British city has nice bits and **** bits.

The real ****ty bits of the UK are these stupid wee toons where centuries of inbreeding has resulted in freaks being spawn like Venom and ST.

The jean pull in the big cities produce handsome ****s like Medro and Erik.
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Eric lives in a field near Hull and Medro was brought up in the equivalent of Kosovo (during the war, it's obviously much nicer now).

I bet they're both ugly and smell bad :(
 
Lenzie FFS <laugh>

Take the silver spoon out yer hole ya fat toff.

"Oh Hiiiyy, you off to see the footay? away the RRRangers"

Posh ****y prick.
 
I WILL KICK YOUR **** IN said:
Every British city has nice bits and **** bits.

The real ****ty bits of the UK are these stupid wee toons where centuries of inbreeding has resulted in freaks being spawn like Venom and ST.

The jean pull in the big cities produce handsome ****s like Medro and Erik.
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That'll be why you're from Glasgow. The Scottish equivalent of the Island of Dr. Moreau
 
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