So much to be jealous of, I guess. The fact that being British puts you in a minority is certainly something I wish was across the UK, about time we got rid of that pesky "british-ness" once and for all.
The Massively Overcrowded Sweatbox (Underground).
Litter/crime/homelessness.
Elephant & Castle, Kings Cross, Lambeth, then The East End (Endz) - you've got crime run places like Newham, Hackney, Tower Hamlets, and within them the sub districts:
Canning Town
Plaistow
Forest Gate
Walthamstow
Stratford
Poplar
Mile End
Whitechapel
Hackney Central
Stoke Newington
Hackney Wick
B-e-a-yootiful place, that London.
But it's a City. If you're above it and know where to go, fair play you'll enjoy it. But for average joe there's considerablly more to dislike than like.