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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I had to do a site induction last week that had a bit called (I **** you not) "Mind Safety"

    It was basically Freudian theory packaged up for dimwitted contractors. Talking about the "Awake Mind" and the "Semi-concious mind" <laugh>
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Says the short arse baldy twat that constantly name checks.

    **** me you are one thick paddy ****.
     
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  3. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    **** off ya old dullard, your 'short arse baldy' patter is playground stuff.

    P.S. this place is mental <laugh>
     
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  4. gas

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    You come across as one of those wrinkled up old ****s sat in a nursing home in a wheel chair stinking of piss with a tartan blanket over your shriveled useless legs. :)
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    A lot of it has been redeveloped with new council/private own housing. Still wouldn't want to live there. Too near Muirhouse and Pilton.
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I know a wee speccy **** from Muirhouse. **** knows how he survived, although he did move through here so I don't think that counts.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    **** off you serial divorcee ****.
     
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  8. gas

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    Bollocks to you, you incontinent serial bed wetter.
     
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  9. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    I know both fairly well and would include neither.Both have grotty parts but also excellent features to them.My own view is that virtually every town down the East Coast from Hull to Hastings is f***ed.The result of slum landlords and their Tory chums turning them into Bronx replicas.
     
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  10. Patience

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    I'll give you Hull, but i'm afraid I can't allow Newcastle or Liverpool to slide. Both ****holes full of dog rapists and child killers.

    Few ugly buildings too.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    We've had this exact same thread quoting the exact same ****ty list in the last week <doh>

    Anyone that calls London a ****hole doesn't realise that their 'hatred' of the place is just jealously.

    I know it's not perfect but it's still a much better place to live than 99% of the UK.

    Direland <doh>

    Scotland <doh>

    You pikeys and that fake scouser ***** are sinking this place. What the **** is your problem.
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    London is a ghetto
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ah, it's the banter killer.

    Just kill yourself you depressing **** <ok>
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Toby and his Homie

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    London is ****in rank, full of ****s, *****s, darkies and ragheids.

    ****in war zone.

    Can't even play the drums in peace.
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    In Chicago? :confused:
     
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  17. Keith Fit

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    So much to be jealous of, I guess. The fact that being British puts you in a minority is certainly something I wish was across the UK, about time we got rid of that pesky "british-ness" once and for all.

    The Massively Overcrowded Sweatbox (Underground).

    Litter/crime/homelessness.

    Elephant & Castle, Kings Cross, Lambeth, then The East End (Endz) - you've got crime run places like Newham, Hackney, Tower Hamlets, and within them the sub districts:
    Canning Town
    Plaistow
    Forest Gate
    Walthamstow
    Stratford
    Poplar
    Mile End
    Whitechapel
    Hackney Central
    Stoke Newington
    Hackney Wick

    B-e-a-yootiful place, that London.

    But it's a City. If you're above it and know where to go, fair play you'll enjoy it. But for average joe there's considerablly more to dislike than like.
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    A certain crusty hippy will not like this.
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    London is where the world squatted to take the largest **** in history. If there are few pieces of shiny yellow corn in said ****e then that's just happenstance.
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Incidentally Paris is the liquid run-off that squirted out and splattered the bowl.
     
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