Crap Towns

Picking on me ya bunch of fannies

I had to do a site induction last week that had a bit called (I **** you not) "Mind Safety"

It was basically Freudian theory packaged up for dimwitted contractors. Talking about the "Awake Mind" and the "Semi-concious mind" <laugh>
 
Says the short arse baldy twat that constantly name checks.

**** me you are one thick paddy ****.

You come across as one of those wrinkled up old ****s sat in a nursing home in a wheel chair stinking of piss with a tartan blanket over your shriveled useless legs. :)
 
I never stayed in Lochend or Restalrig you ****.

Although I did stay in the Northfield Grove flats briefly.

And Granton really isn't that bad (as long as you stick to the Ferry Road side)

A lot of it has been redeveloped with new council/private own housing. Still wouldn't want to live there. Too near Muirhouse and Pilton.
 
A lot of it has been redeveloped with new council/private own housing. Still wouldn't want to live there. Too near Muirhouse and Pilton.

I know a wee speccy **** from Muirhouse. **** knows how he survived, although he did move through here so I don't think that counts.
 
No Newcastle or Liverpool?

List is bollocks.

I know both fairly well and would include neither.Both have grotty parts but also excellent features to them.My own view is that virtually every town down the East Coast from Hull to Hastings is f***ed.The result of slum landlords and their Tory chums turning them into Bronx replicas.
 
I know both fairly well and would include neither.Both have grotty parts but also excellent features to them.My own view is that virtually every town down the East Coast from Hull to Hastings is f***ed.The result of slum landlords and their Tory chums turning them into Bronx replicas.

I'll give you Hull, but i'm afraid I can't allow Newcastle or Liverpool to slide. Both ****holes full of dog rapists and child killers.

Few ugly buildings too.
 
Toby will have something to say about this list <ok>

We've had this exact same thread quoting the exact same ****ty list in the last week <doh>

Anyone that calls London a ****hole doesn't realise that their 'hatred' of the place is just jealously.

I know it's not perfect but it's still a much better place to live than 99% of the UK.

Direland <doh>

Scotland <doh>

You pikeys and that fake scouser ***** are sinking this place. What the **** is your problem.
 
We've had this exact same thread quoting the exact same ****ty list in the last week <doh>

Anyone that calls London a ****hole doesn't realise that their 'hatred' of the place is just jealously.

I know it's not perfect but it's still a much better place to live than 99% of the UK.

Direland <doh>

Scotland <doh>

You pikeys and that fake scouser ***** are sinking this place. What the **** is your problem.

Ah, it's the banter killer.

Just kill yourself you depressing **** <ok>
 
We've had this exact same thread quoting the exact same ****ty list in the last week <doh>

Anyone that calls London a ****hole doesn't realise that their 'hatred' of the place is just jealously.

I know it's not perfect but it's still a much better place to live than 99% of the UK.

Direland <doh>

Scotland <doh>

You pikeys and that fake scouser ***** are sinking this place. What the **** is your problem.

London is ****in rank, full of ****s, *****s, darkies and ragheids.

****in war zone.

Can't even play the drums in peace.
 
We've had this exact same thread quoting the exact same ****ty list in the last week <doh>

Anyone that calls London a ****hole doesn't realise that their 'hatred' of the place is just jealously.

I know it's not perfect but it's still a much better place to live than 99% of the UK.

Direland <doh>

Scotland <doh>

You pikeys and that fake scouser ***** are sinking this place. What the **** is your problem.

So much to be jealous of, I guess. The fact that being British puts you in a minority is certainly something I wish was across the UK, about time we got rid of that pesky "british-ness" once and for all.

The Massively Overcrowded Sweatbox (Underground).

Litter/crime/homelessness.

Elephant & Castle, Kings Cross, Lambeth, then The East End (Endz) - you've got crime run places like Newham, Hackney, Tower Hamlets, and within them the sub districts:
Canning Town
Plaistow
Forest Gate
Walthamstow
Stratford
Poplar
Mile End
Whitechapel
Hackney Central
Stoke Newington
Hackney Wick

B-e-a-yootiful place, that London.

But it's a City. If you're above it and know where to go, fair play you'll enjoy it. But for average joe there's considerablly more to dislike than like.
 
So much to be jealous of, I guess. The fact that being British puts you in a minority is certainly something I wish was across the UK, about time we got rid of that pesky "british-ness" once and for all.

The Massively Overcrowded Sweatbox (Underground).

Litter/crime/homelessness.

Elephant & Castle, Kings Cross, Lambeth, then The East End (Endz) - you've got crime run places like Newham, Hackney, Tower Hamlets, and within them the sub districts:
Canning Town
Plaistow
Forest Gate
Walthamstow
Stratford
Poplar
Mile End
Whitechapel
Hackney Central
Stoke Newington
Hackney Wick

B-e-a-yootiful place, that London.

But it's a City. If you're above it and know where to go, fair play you'll enjoy it. But for average joe there's considerablly more to dislike than like.

A certain crusty hippy will not like this.
 
London is where the world squatted to take the largest **** in history. If there are few pieces of shiny yellow corn in said ****e then that's just happenstance.