Coronavirus

[Hoddle is a god]

Get someone to film it, as we’d hate to miss this protest on our behalf.

There are a few of us who are going to make a stand, so it could get on the news.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

And then a slap from from the checkout girl at Aldi after threatening to tap one of their customers on the shoulder.

I don’t shop at ALDI, Pix.

I’ll get a slap off the girl at ASDA.

 

[Tobes]

There are a few of us who are going to make a stand, so it could get on the news.

So you’ll defo be filming this orchestrated protest then?

Gold.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So you’ll defo be filming this orchestrated protest then?

Gold.

I wouldn’t be so flippant, if I was you, Tobias.

There are some tough lads up for this. I’ve mentioned one of them a few times on this board.

 

[PINKIE]

There are a few of us who are going to make a stand, so it could get on the news.

What have you got planned ?

(waits for Kips to make an excuse why he won't reveal it, coz it ain't happening )

 

[PINKIE]

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[Hoddle is a god]

What have you got planned ?

(waits for Kips to make an excuse why he won't reveal it, coz it ain't happening )

No way can I reveal any details, mate. I could be breaching all kinds of confidences.

 

[PINKIE]

No way can I reveal any details, mate. I could be breaching all kinds of confidences.

Might as well save 10 pages of guff now mate and just admit you ain't doing squat.

 

[brb]

It causes shortness of breath, so I should get away with it.

Only if you're speaking out your arse

 

[Tobes]

So tomorrow we’ll have to endure some Falstaff tale of an altercation at a shop that didn’t happen.

Can’t wait.

 

[gooner4ever]

Tomorrow is officially mask wearing day. I wonder how HiaG will cope with this life dilemma.

I can post him one - what’s his address again

 

[gooner4ever]

Could get some sort of bingo game going.

- Human rights
- Soros
- Corbyn
- Woke

Open to suggestions.

All of them in one sentence

 

[PINKIE]

So tomorrow we’ll have to endure some Falstaff tale of an altercation at a shop that didn’t happen.

Can’t wait.

'Right so me, Skullcrusher Daz and a few of the lads went down to Poole Harbour today to protest against the freedoms being stripped from us by this hoax coronavirus. I went into a well known high st shop and demanded to see the manager, when he arrived he tried telling me that I had to wear a mask, so I calmly read out to him the Covidiots charter that was posted on Info Wars and I can tell you he didn't like it one bit.

When he tried to usher me out of the shop, that's when Daz piled in, pinned him up against the wall and recited to him the time he crushed a pensioners skull at one of our gigs when he caught him eyeing up the 74 year old Cougar that I was dazzling with my rendition of Ultravox's Dancing with tears in my eyes. The shop manager thought better of it so he backed down and we proved to everybody that stupid ****s come in all sorts of guises, ages and body shapes."

 

[Tobes]

I think I’d really struggle to keep my gob shut if I saw some anti masker kicking off in a shop.

My filter isn’t great at the best of times, and I think they’re gold plated ****s, so probably best I don’t go near a shop for a few days tbh.

 

[gooner4ever]

I don’t shop at ALDI, Pix.

I’ll get a slap off the girl at ASDA.

ASSDa more like


you could have said Waitrose or M&S for some credibility

anyway Aldi is the place to go

 

[Libby]

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[PINKIE]

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Nailed it

 

[Commachio]

My only problem with this is, it's 4 months to late.

 

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[Star of David Bardsley]

My only problem with this is, it's 4 months to late.

Decent by our standards and in six months we’ll just say it was done four months earlier.