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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Tobes

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    There was some smoke, but we decided not to look to see if there was an actual fire.

    Having not looked for the fire, we can definitively state that there was no fire at all, it was merely smoke. :emoticon-0138-think

    So remoaners and fish or something.
     
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  2. So, you’re a trained virologist?

    And here’s me thinking you were nothing more than an idiot!
     
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  3. I’ve said all I’m going to say on the subject.
     
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    Until you blurt out the next round of drivel.
     
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    You don’t have to be a trained virologist. Given the virus isn’t just some cloud randomly attacking people it’s more like an understanding of Key Stage 2 Maths.
     
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    Tomorrow is officially mask wearing day. I wonder how HiaG will cope with this life dilemma.
     
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    Also amusing that the ‘truthers’ would rather believe that a mask in a shop is the start of a sinister plot to inject us all with Bill Gates nanochipped vaccine, than consider that the Govts actual aim, in addition to controlling viral spread, is about giving people increased confidence to return to spending their cash out and about again.
     
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    There’ll be some funny tales tomorrow. We’ve already seen what happens in the States and it invariably involves some Karen and a shop security guard.
     
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    There's a simple solution to the deal with twats who refuse to wear a mask in shops.

    Don't let them in. Most of the larger shops now have security/staff on the door, they should be able to tell these bellends to do one.
     
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    Could get some sort of bingo game going.

    - Human rights
    - Soros
    - Corbyn
    - Woke

    Open to suggestions.
     
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    You just know what’s going to happen though. I just feel sorry for the poor staff who’ll have to deal with these ****ing idiots.
     
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    Also ironic, that the 'truthers' think a mask is a symptom of a sinister plot to gain control of the public, when (as mentioned the other day) groups like the Tufton St cabal, various right wing think tanks, lobbyists, and likes of Cummings, Bill Barr et all are actually making it their mission to ride roughshod over public freedoms and impose their own warped agenda on people.
     
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    -Sheeple
    -brainwashed
    -truth
    -propaganda
     
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    Exactly what I was thinking. Ok with the big stores who have security, it will be the smaller shops, they will get no support.
     
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    It’ll kick off between customers.
     
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    Like the vote the other day, where the Tories voted down an amendment to remove the NHS from any trade negotiations. This is after they literally got elected on a promise to exclude the NHS from any new trade agreements.

    This followed hot on the heels of a vote passed excluding Parliament from having any final say over future trade deals. This was passed and voted for by literally the same Brexit peddling MP’s who told us we had to leave the EU as Parliament had no final say over trade deals (which was a ****ing lie anyway) .

    But the real threat is a multi billionaire giving his own dosh away to world health charities obvs.
     
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    We've had this already where I live. A mate owns a little craft shop full of her own work. She's about as non threatening a person you could imagine. Anyway, Cornwall is full of tourists now, she had some twats in her shop the other day telling her that they didn't need to use sanitiser or wear a mask as they've been living in City and didn't get Covid, so there's no way they could possibly get it/spread it in Cornwall.

    Personally, I'd lob these ****s down the nearest mine shaft, but unfortunately that's frowned upon in the eyes of the law.
     
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    Blue passports though <ok>
     
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    Yeah this mate <ok>
     
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    I said it the other day, but it’s the ultimate twat filter the mask thing.

    Even more so than the supermarket trolley twat o’meter.
     
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