Coronavirus

There are a few of us who are going to make a stand, so it could get on the news.

 

I don’t shop at ALDI, Pix.

I’ll get a slap off the girl at ASDA.

 

So you’ll defo be filming this orchestrated protest then?

Gold.

 

I wouldn’t be so flippant, if I was you, Tobias.

There are some tough lads up for this. I’ve mentioned one of them a few times on this board.

 

What have you got planned ?

(waits for Kips to make an excuse why he won't reveal it, coz it ain't happening )

 

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No way can I reveal any details, mate. I could be breaching all kinds of confidences.

 

Might as well save 10 pages of guff now mate and just admit you ain't doing squat.

 

Only if you're speaking out your arse

 

So tomorrow we’ll have to endure some Falstaff tale of an altercation at a shop that didn’t happen.

Can’t wait.

 

I can post him one - what’s his address again

 

All of them in one sentence

 

'Right so me, Skullcrusher Daz and a few of the lads went down to Poole Harbour today to protest against the freedoms being stripped from us by this hoax coronavirus. I went into a well known high st shop and demanded to see the manager, when he arrived he tried telling me that I had to wear a mask, so I calmly read out to him the Covidiots charter that was posted on Info Wars and I can tell you he didn't like it one bit.

When he tried to usher me out of the shop, that's when Daz piled in, pinned him up against the wall and recited to him the time he crushed a pensioners skull at one of our gigs when he caught him eyeing up the 74 year old Cougar that I was dazzling with my rendition of Ultravox's Dancing with tears in my eyes. The shop manager thought better of it so he backed down and we proved to everybody that stupid ****s come in all sorts of guises, ages and body shapes."

 

I think I’d really struggle to keep my gob shut if I saw some anti masker kicking off in a shop.

My filter isn’t great at the best of times, and I think they’re gold plated ****s, so probably best I don’t go near a shop for a few days tbh.

 

ASSDa more like


you could have said Waitrose or M&S for some credibility

anyway Aldi is the place to go

 

Nailed it

 

My only problem with this is, it's 4 months to late.

 

Decent by our standards and in six months we’ll just say it was done four months earlier.