Coronavirus

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy

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    Sorry mate but we are all human...I don’t see it like that.

    I get Idris Elba getting a test though...he was so good in The Wire
     
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  2. Tel

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    I’m fairly sure as a host, gargantuan vats of lard does not provide much of a habitable environment for any virus.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    He'll be fine mate ... his mates at Dyson are sending him a Dust Buster by courier :bandit:
     
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  4. Tootles the Taxi

    Tootles the Taxi Self-Partnered

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    Boris would appear to counter that argument.
     
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  5. Tel

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    Seriously though, can you not bore off somewhere else with your politics chat?
     
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  6. Tel

    Tel Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s just a little tubby.
     
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  7. brb

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    Boris following his own advice on social distancing...

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  8. FosseFilberto

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    ... and frequently on the telly ... would that make him a ....






    twat? :bandit:
     
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  9. Looney Leftie

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    How can you come to this conclusion with so much evidence to the contrary, bizarre.

    Italy averages 37 deaths per day due to flu, this thing has been running at twenty times that for the past week and has completely overwhelmed their healthcare system.
     
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  10. Tootles the Taxi

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    And a wife-beating drunk.
     
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  11. Tootles the Taxi

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    Because he thinks he got a mild case and swatted it off. Bit like someone who's had a cancerous wart removed saying stage 4 pancreatic cancer is a doddle.
     
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  12. O'l Gravy Leg

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    Why do all of those plod look like they are about to faint :bandit:
     
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  13. Treble

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    Poor fcker is apparently responsible for all things COVID 19...

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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'm holding a candle lit vigil for him at the YMCA, tonight if you're interested mate?
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    ... because Boris has rather whiffy flatulence :bandit:
     
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  16. Julian Edelman

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    Farm foods??
     
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  17. Tootles the Taxi

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    The lengths some people will go to avoid being interviewed by Andrew Neil… :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  18. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Box Office

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    wtf?!
     
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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  20. O'l Gravy Leg

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    or maybe its unhelpful to do as many seem to be doing, pointing to the worst case, ignoring why they are the worst cases, and saying that's really likely going to happen everywhere. It's not helpful, especially when health services are essentially doing everything they possibly can already, its not like they are holding back because reasons.


    It's not on Boris or gov as much as us (it was here spreading already), it's been on us since the first advice was given (unless you think gov should have the power to weld you into your home), and we knew it was a pandemic. It's on the media too because the media created panic buying in the initial stages of it spreading in the UK, which spread that virus all over the place.

    Since then the pejorative we have not covered ourselves in glory, though the response has improved thankfully.

    So as far as how bad this gets infection rates wise, it's actually on us at this point, no one else.
     
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