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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    33.3%
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  1. Tel (they/them)

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    I suspect this will be celebrated by the remain demographic like it’s a massive win.

    Such a shame. We are all human beings.
     
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  2. brb

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    Coronavirus bites back...

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  3. Bwood_Ranger

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    I’m off to Asda for jelly and ice cream.

    I’m joking of course. I don’t shop in Asda.
     
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  4. Prince Knut

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    I suspect that this will be exploited by the leave demographic like a massive act of martyrdom.

    Such a shame. Even Sadiq Kahn is a human being.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Actually thought he looked unwell on his last rostrum gig ...
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

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    Hilarious. Have you ever considered the comedy store?
     
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  7. Bwood_Ranger

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    They all do. Guess they’re knackered even if they’re healthy. The CMO is exactly what you’d want a CMO to sound like but it looks to have taken its toll on him already.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    I’d say he’s more of a rodent tbf.
     
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  9. Bwood_Ranger

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    It’s closed unfortunately.
     
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  10. Stan

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    Raab being in charge isn't a win for anyone Tel. Perk up son.
     
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  11. Boris has caught the virus.

    How many of you assholes now think he's going to die?

    Yeah, better start wailing, coz our revered leader has got the flu.

    FFS!
     
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  12. Bwood_Ranger

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    First with the news. Cheers.
     
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  13. Thanks, mate.
     
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    What are you on about?
     
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  15. Stan

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    That was a hangover. He'd been up all night binging on episodes of The IT Crowd while doing jelly vodka shots off Carrie's baby bump @petersaxton
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    I’m perky as **** Dad, always.
     
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  17. Stan

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    He doesn't think the virus is dangerous. Or at least that's the argument he's put forward in the hope he'll get some attention.
     
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    The Mob don’t get tested...the Elite are straight in with the tests

    We are the Mob, the worker ants...we don’t matter.

    Remember that folks....once this is all over
     
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  19. Prince Knut

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    Not by 52% of the electorate he isn't.
     
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    I’m no fan of the bloke but think it’s fair enough the PM gets priority. Idris Elba got one too which is also fair.
     
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