Homeschooling Day One:
The Boy: "Dad, why are you drinking wine at midday? None of my teachers do that"
Me: "Shut up and get on with your algebra"
We're moving onto fractions now.
Me: "You've had a treble up at Newmarket: 11/4, 5/2 and 12/1.
What's your return to a £5 stake"
The Boy: "FFS Dad"
The Boy: "Dad, why are you drinking wine at midday? None of my teachers do that"
Me: "Shut up and get on with your algebra"
We're moving onto fractions now.
Me: "You've had a treble up at Newmarket: 11/4, 5/2 and 12/1.
What's your return to a £5 stake"
The Boy: "FFS Dad"