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He's still that there now, rocking away
leave it and run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!
Trust me, take this very useful life advise!
Don't ware a mankinie if your holidaying in Iran this summer, they just won't leave you alone if you do. Even worse if its a pink one like mine...
Don't ware a mankinie if your holidaying in Iran this summer, they just won't leave you alone if you do. Even worse if its a pink one like mine...
The man sadly passed away, slumped in his chair, dry dribble on his chin.
Young lady, you've got a hair on your sweetie...
Your one big sluut aren't you!
Fancy strutting around with that on.
Suppose you had stelettos on as well?
Hair done up in a bun?
Tits pointing out like a frozen pears.
Suntanned around the clacker?
Really?
Can you seen me a photo???
What's a clacker Aussie? I'm confused now!
Is it one of those dog beds you can buy in Argos?
It's a ring hole, butt hole, blurter, freckle, know what l mean?
The man was buried, they couldn't straighten his body out so it was a weird shaped casket he was placed in.
Excuse me, I've just farted out of my clacker........
