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  1. San Diego

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    "I wonder who it was?" said Billy to his friend
     
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    Work with it, not against it<ok>
     
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    of course i want my back sack and crack waxed
     
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    I could have sworn that you said we should meet at 2.30pm!
     
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    if i buy more tickets then my chances of winning must increase
     
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  6. Didley Squat

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    Got to be in it to win it!
     
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    I ask for a dip when buying a lotto ticket. The person behind the counter usually replys with "you mean lucky dip?" And I say I have had absolutely no luck with them yet...
     
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    Nice one :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    "I'm not sure" said Dave.
    "He doesn't look well though"
     
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    Say what you want about deaf people...
     
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  11. UTRs

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    Blind date...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    If you are waiting for a waiter in a restaurant, does that make you a waiter ?
     
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    Why would you not taste it first
     
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    Which hole needs filling first?
     
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    of course you can have remote access to my computer
     
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    Have you got it in all the colours and all the sizes ?
     
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    can i borrow a cup of sugar
     
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    I think my watch has stopped, so I came early
     
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    Which way do I go
     
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    I've had a dud watch all my life ............ especially when l was dating.
     
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