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  1. UTRs

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    Who's Rachel ?
     
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    He's still that there now, rocking away
     
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    leave it and run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Trust me, take this very useful life advise!

    Don't ware a mankinie if your holidaying in Iran this summer, they just won't leave you alone if you do. Even worse if its a pink one like mine...
     
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    The man sadly passed away, slumped in his chair, dry dribble on his chin.
     
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    Young lady, you've got a hair on your sweetie...
     
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    Your one big sluut aren't you!
    Fancy strutting around with that on.
    Suppose you had stelettos on as well?
    Hair done up in a bun?
    Tits pointing out like a frozen pears.
    Suntanned around the clacker?
    Really?
    Can you seen me a photo???
     
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    What's a clacker Aussie? I'm confused now!

    Is it one of those dog beds you can buy in Argos?
     
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    It's a ring hole, butt hole, blurter, freckle, know what l mean?
     
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    The man was buried, they couldn't straighten his body out so it was a weird shaped casket he was placed in.
     
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    Excuse me, I've just farted out of my clacker........
     
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    these onion rings dont taste of onion
     
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    I'll take two please
     
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    Me also<ok>
     
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    Mmmmmmm...funbags
     
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    I can't juggle
     
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