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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I'd like to juggle those jugs :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 27, 2017
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    Much better than your standard fluffy handbags imo...<badger>
     
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    I just dribble......................
     
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    He won't stop running!
     
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  5. Didley Squat

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    Bartender!
     
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    Room service, send me up a dozen rooms
     
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    I've had just about enough of that!
     
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    I said a dozen red roses, not a dozen dead roses !
     
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    Waiter, is that a fly in my soup?
     
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    Round and round we go.
     
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    When showering, any more than two strokes of washing your old fella is classified as a waank.
     
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    Rumbling down the road came a man and his wheelbarrow
     
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    Can you help me with the drainage in the lower field Ted ?
     
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    The wheelbarrow had a dead body in it
     
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    We have a very tight knit community here, especially on a Wednesday afternoon...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    One Hundred, and Eighty!!
     
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    Go directly to jail, do not collect $200 !
     
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