Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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CCC said:
Could be, could be. But if he had a readily available stash of a certain well known date-rape drug then he could have 'pulled a B.A. Baracus' on Builder Rob that time. <ok>
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That would raise suspicion though...<whistle>
 
CCC said:
It's The Cheese not Scotland Yard. I reckon it'd be fine.

"Before we go outside, drink this milk Builder Rob."

Then stick him on a train to Glasgow wearing an England kit, with 'scotch are gays!' written on his forehead with indelible ink. <ok>
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How the **** would RHC get Bob the Builder on a train with his back and knees...? <yikes>
 
CCC said:
He'd pay off some crack heads to do it, or those tea-leafs who supply The Cheese with their goods. He'd thought it through well, see.
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Drugs, train tickets, paying crack heads... this is starting to get expensive. Better of paying for a prostitute <laugh>
 
CCC said:
It's The Cheese not Scotland Yard. I reckon it'd be fine.

"Before we go outside, drink this milk Builder Rob."

Then stick him on a train to Glasgow wearing an England kit, with 'scotch are gays!' written on his forehead with indelible ink. <ok>
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Why the **** would I offer him milk in a bastard alehouse? <doh>
 
Milk said:
Wait- is Fiona married to Rob the builder? Why is RHC ruphying Rob?

Is he just a back up incase Fiona won't bend over?

/ confused
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I thought I'd made it clear that the **** is the most boring entity known to mankind. Even if I was that way inclined, which I'm not, he'd be at the bottom of the list. In fact, the **** wouldn't make the list at all <ok>
 
i think personally rhc has outlined the sas scenario where if builder rob needs to disappear he is just gone.... why would rhc need to drug builder rob at all when he's got access to special forces

i'm sure bumming fiona is high on the sas priority list
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
i think personally rhc has outlined the sas scenario where if builder rob needs to disappear he is just gone.... why would rhc need to drug builder rob at all when he's got access to special forces

i'm sure bumming fiona is high on the sas priority list
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Keep reading, RHC wants a three way <ok>
 
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