I don't like it either. Next time the tax collector calls, sic your peacocks on them. That is, providing Sweats hasn't been round and killed them all by throwing Qing-dynasty porcelein ashtrays at them whilst drunk.
The ****ing washing machine arrived at 7 am this morning. What the **** kind of time is that to deliver something. I thought it was a bloke talking to a woman in the street outside and shouted "Shut up, you ****s". It was Vic and the delivery man
thats a ... hope i find a woman in here dressing gown needing a service deliver time. SERIOUSLY............ that guy is looking for morning action.
i know.. .those delivery guys are filth.... i mean he obviously hits the houses without kids but after the men go to work then swings by houses he thinks will have the kids gone to school after 9am. what a perv...
well.... i'm sure at 7am no right thinking delivery man is out and about. i think he's gambling on ringing enough door bells to get a bit. if he's out at 7am he must've either picked up at 5 or 6am or had it in the van last night. If he did.. he could have 5 more in there and 1/5 chance? had to have door opened by one slapper min there.
Maybe he just wanted to get his work done early because he's got a date with Fiona in the Cheese later
Nah. Fi won't be in there until Friday. That's payday and she's skint until then. Could be a very interesting evening then. She'll be ****ing bladdered and beaked. Fee Fi fo fum, I smell my cum up a sexy bum
so i actually read the she won't be in until comment as her needing moeny and offering her bum as payment for drinks. but your poem is class so i won't be deleting that!
the problem with this is we;ll have to wait all weekend to hear if rhc a) bummed her b) survived the weekend if this is coronation street (luv ) then ending on a frdiay cliffhanger is great but if its not a soap opera then we need to hear the score before the game saturday
