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Where the f** were you going/who the f** were you getting away from? I can't imagine any time of the day or night that it would be physically possible to do that speed over Thelwall viaduct. There's always a f**ing traffic jam
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I was testing a new car, well not new but new to me, with 3 mates in and one said " how fast do you think it will go" So I replied "Let's see". It was early 1980's and for some reason that stretch of motorway was fairly empty at the time so I started to wind it up as we were on the viaduct and then just carried on until we saw traffic building up again. Reckon it would have gone faster if the road had been clear and we could have got another mile out of it
 
Milk said:
On phone at moment.

No idea why it says agro... I didn't type it like that. I'm not even sure agronomical is even a word though... lol...
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It is.


a·gron·o·my n.
Application of the various soil and plant sciences to soil management and crop production; scientific agriculture.
agro·nomic, agro·nomi·cal adj., a·grono·mist
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<ok>
 
What's the latest then. Haven't been around much due to work and going away for work. Did anyone see Denice's gash whilst I was away. Has anyone bought a wheel barrow of copper of dubious origin??
 
Anyone remember me mentioning a bird called Fiona a few months ago. She's going through a bad time with her hubby and came on to me last night before I went up to the Grange for the match. To jog your memories, she's the one that loves it up the ****ter. Her hubby is a big ****, though. It's one hell of a quandary <yikes>

I know #zingywould but what do you others reckon?
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Anyone remember me mentioning a bird called Fiona a few months ago. She's going through a bad time with her hubby and came on to me last night before I went up to the Grange for the match. To jog your memories, she's the one that loves it up the ****ter. Her hubby is a big ****, though. It's one hell of a quandary <yikes>

I know #zingywould but what do you others reckon?
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Zingy wouldn't, he's a pussy. However, #ziggywould though <ok>

Aren't you involved with someone or don't you give a **** (pun intended) about that?
 
Gerrez said:
Zingy wouldn't, he's a pussy. However, #ziggywould though <ok>

Aren't you involved with someone or don't you give a **** (pun intended) about that?
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I am. Sort of. She's more a mate than a true love, but it would destroy her, so it really isn't going to happen. Shame, as Fi's fit and has a great arse <laugh>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I am. Sort of. She's more a mate than a true love, but it would destroy her, so it really isn't going to happen. Shame, as Fi's fit and has a great arse <laugh>
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Nobody needs to know a thing, just keep the anal bird on the downlow.

Saint, I'm bummed I missed it but I could stink it all the way over here, thought there was a funny odour drifting by.
 
i think by posting this RHC has already decided he doesn't want to bum her and is just hoping one of us says that now its out here there is no down low and some f'r off here will end up in the cheese asking how was fi's arse RHC?
 
She probably only likes it up the wrong 'un as her clout is like a paper hangers bucket
 
CCC said:
So . . . you're going to ambush her, get her coked off her tits and then bum her silly in the WC?

Good plan. She's clearly not the wining and dining type. <laugh>
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I always thought RHC would be a date rape or rohypnol type of guy <whistle>
 
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