Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

I was testing a new car, well not new but new to me, with 3 mates in and one said " how fast do you think it will go" So I replied "Let's see". It was early 1980's and for some reason that stretch of motorway was fairly empty at the time so I started to wind it up as we were on the viaduct and then just carried on until we saw traffic building up again. Reckon it would have gone faster if the road had been clear and we could have got another mile out of it

 

It is.

 

I assume Milk meant to type "ergonomic"

 

Yes, Ergonomic is what I wrote on my phone and it changed it to that agro aggro. I must have misspelt it on my phone though for it to autocorrect.

 

FFS, Garlic.

 

What's the latest then. Haven't been around much due to work and going away for work. Did anyone see Denice's gash whilst I was away. Has anyone bought a wheel barrow of copper of dubious origin??

 

We all did.
Unlucky, mate.

 

It turns out she's a hermaphrodite, she's a barmaid and one of the boys all rolled into one.

 

Anyone remember me mentioning a bird called Fiona a few months ago. She's going through a bad time with her hubby and came on to me last night before I went up to the Grange for the match. To jog your memories, she's the one that loves it up the ****ter. Her hubby is a big ****, though. It's one hell of a quandary

I know #zingywould but what do you others reckon?

 

Zingy wouldn't, he's a pussy. However, #ziggywould though

Aren't you involved with someone or don't you give a **** (pun intended) about that?

 

I am. Sort of. She's more a mate than a true love, but it would destroy her, so it really isn't going to happen. Shame, as Fi's fit and has a great arse

 

Nobody needs to know a thing, just keep the anal bird on the downlow.

Saint, I'm bummed I missed it but I could stink it all the way over here, thought there was a funny odour drifting by.

 

i think by posting this RHC has already decided he doesn't want to bum her and is just hoping one of us says that now its out here there is no down low and some f'r off here will end up in the cheese asking how was fi's arse RHC?

 

She probably only likes it up the wrong 'un as her clout is like a paper hangers bucket

 

I can't comment on that, but I do know arse end is her preferred entry point as she told me last Thursday when beaked up to ****

 

Guaranteed sausage down Bold Street mate

 

I'll check and come back to you, probably next week. They're skint until she gets paid on Friday, but she'll have to come in to pay their bar tab off

 

So . . . you're going to ambush her, get her coked off her tits and then bum her silly in the WC?

Good plan. She's clearly not the wining and dining type.

 

I always thought RHC would be a date rape or rohypnol type of guy

 

Could be, could be. But if he had a readily available stash of a certain well known date-rape drug then he could have 'pulled a B.A. Baracus' on Builder Rob that time.