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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Do you have strange Gerrez settings?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't know about that... Is "strange Gerrez settings" an option! <laugh>

    I think I do have it set to max posts per page it will let me.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Too true. Just to clarify, I have seen her tits. I've not seen her bare arse, but the shape in tight jeans is indicative of a female. The two who have seen her flange are/were boyfriends.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's the explanation, then. You are on strange Gerrez settings <laugh>
     
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  5. Yep. You have the correct '40 comments per page' setting enabled as I see the same comment as you posted. These batards only have it on '20 comments per page' <doh>
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So those losers have to click "next page" twice as often as us? Why would anyone torture themselves like that?
     
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  7. Exactly! #idiots
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    **** off, you pair of pompous, self-righteous ****s <laugh>

    They don't like those in the Cheese.
     
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  9. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    From what I've read, they don't like anyone in The Cheese! :grin:
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Except the Cheese Clique.
     
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  11. And people that view 40 comments a page :)
     
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  12. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    This is page 29 of 29. <ok> #cliquemember
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    See CCC sees the wisdom in seeing 40 posts per page! Instead of wasting all our precious time clicking "next page", we see more. We're able to be twice as productive this way! <ok>
     
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  14. saintanton

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    It's a well-known anatomical fact that clicking with one's index finger uses less energy than scrolling twice the distance on a mouse-wheel with one's middle finger.
    Exhaustive clinical tests have established beyond doubt that having 40 posts per page will render one incapable of doing this:


    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't use my middle finger to scroll... I use my index finger. I slide my finger across to the middle.
     
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  16. saintanton

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    Your strangeness knows no bounds.........
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's like the clutch on the car. You have one foot works the clutch- the other foot works both brakes and accelerator (you don't use both at the same time.

    My middle finger is on the right-click button and my index finger works both the wheel and the left-click button (I wouldn't use both at the same time)... I would need a huge mouse to rest three fingers atop of it and the mouse would be less agronomical.

    meanwhile my left hand rests on the gear stick... :bandit:
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    real people know that clicking the middle wheel allows you to move your wrist and so scroll thus eliminating all this wheel turning ****.


    #lazytools.


    aficionados of autocad will know about pan and zoom and such mouse manipulations to speed work
     
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  19. saintanton

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    Manipulating mice is just perverted.
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    tweezers, tiny penis... yeah i reckon you should know all about that <ok>












    :bandit:
     
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