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  1. That would raise suspicion though...<whistle>
     
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  2. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    It's The Cheese not Scotland Yard. I reckon it'd be fine.

    "Before we go outside, drink this milk Builder Rob."

    Then stick him on a train to Glasgow wearing an England kit, with 'scotch are gays!' written on his forehead with indelible ink. <ok>
     
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  3. How the **** would RHC get Bob the Builder on a train with his back and knees...? <yikes>
     
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    He'd pay off some crack heads to do it, or those tea-leafs who supply The Cheese with their goods. He'd thought it through well, see.
     
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  5. Drugs, train tickets, paying crack heads... this is starting to get expensive. Better of paying for a prostitute <laugh>
     
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    Probably cleaner, too.
     
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    Wait- is Fiona married to Rob the builder? Why is RHC ruphying Rob?

    Is he just a back up incase Fiona won't bend over?

    / confused
     
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  8. Maybe RHC is after a three way <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Why the **** would I offer him milk in a bastard alehouse? <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I thought I'd made it clear that the **** is the most boring entity known to mankind. Even if I was that way inclined, which I'm not, he'd be at the bottom of the list. In fact, the **** wouldn't make the list at all <ok>
     
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    Because I'm good no matter where I am.
     
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    That's why I was confused why you would want to ruphie him and have your way with him.

    :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit:
     
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    Because B.A. Baracus drank milk. Besides it's still better than Carling.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i think personally rhc has outlined the sas scenario where if builder rob needs to disappear he is just gone.... why would rhc need to drug builder rob at all when he's got access to special forces

    i'm sure bumming fiona is high on the sas priority list
     
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  16. Keep reading, RHC wants a three way <ok>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I didn't <doh> Some other ****er suggested it. We'll be back to duvet covers shortly <ok>

    The Bosch arrives tomorrow. No saint, I'm not being invaded by Germany <laugh>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    is that further back? i only got to builder rob with a ruphie on a train to glasgow
     
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  19. How is the new house anyway? <laugh>
     
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  20. just after that <ok>

    :bandit:
     
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