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  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Yanks asking for salad? **** off <laugh>
     
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    Sorry, were right out of Waldorfs :rolleyes:
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Mine do <ok>
     
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  4. Stan

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    Whoosh...
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I doubt they were on a canal boat on the manc ship canal <laugh> The Bridgewater is more likely, but the Cheese isn't THAT near to it. There are other pubs on that one. It does have a nice beer garden of you can avoid the piles of Rotty **** <laugh>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was a memorial darts comp yesterday (the guy from the last funeral I went to). Denice did roast beef, spuds and Yorkshire puddings with proper beef gravy. Very tasty indeed <ok>
     
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  7. Stan

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    Were the spuds crispy? Pub spuds so rarely are.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yep. It wasn't 'pub grub' per se. Denice is actually a very decent cook.

    It was fucing mad in there on Friday night, but 'nice, happy' mad. More details on that and Fiona later <ok>
     
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    It better be a ****ing classic. <ok>
     
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    i'm guessing nothing happens with Fiona, or she tells rhc that he's said something funny, laughs a bit and he announces that he'd like to ejaculate all over her toes
     
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  11. Tobes

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    One things for sure, he didn't get a piece of sweet corn jammed in his japs eye <ok>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I actually tried to video some of it to put it on WhatsApp, but it didn't work <laugh> I'll wait until the MD ****s off for lunch. I'll still be ridiculed, no doubt <laugh>
     
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    I'm sure you'd be disappointed if you weren't. <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fiona emailed me. She's staying in a cottage with her mum for a week. Little or no signal. I'm not emailing her. I doubt she's taken her laptop and I don't want any other ****er accessing her emails <yikes>
     
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    Don't fancy a threesome with her mum? <laugh>

    Not emailing her- very wise, imo. <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dunno. Not sen her ma <laugh>
     
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  17. Tobes

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    She's probably nearer your age range tbf.......

    GILF is about your level these days old stager, you need to be lowering your sights and upping your age limit <ok>
     
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  18. Is she younger than you...? <whistle>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fiona's only 15 years older than me. If she doesn't see it as an issue (which she doesn't), then I don't give a **** <ok>
     
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  20. Stan

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    Wouldn't that make her about 70?
     
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