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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Stan

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    Smooth.
     
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    Stan, Sep 25, 2015
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  2. saintanton

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    You old romantic you- what woman could resist?
     
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    saintanton, Sep 25, 2015
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    She's obviously got a cracking sense of humour as well mate <ok>
     
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    Tobes, Sep 25, 2015
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    or a guide dog
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Sep 25, 2015
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  5. Tobes

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    I was going to post a picture of a guide dog, but I thought it might be a tad too obtuse <laugh>
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    isn't that a blind guide dog in your avatar ?!
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I can't tell you how happy I am that you don't fancy me, you weird BS twat <laugh>

    She has got a great sense of humour which is why she laughed her small tits off when I cracked that one <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 25, 2015
  8. Tobes

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    It's Tom Cruise mate
     
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    Tobes, Sep 25, 2015
  9. Super G Ted'inho

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    Even I wouldn't have said that lol
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 25, 2015
  10. Tobes

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    She might have laughed, but you've not had a sniff of her minge since have ye?

    Women don't tend to swoon when you tell them you'd prefer a bigger pair of wangers mate.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I have an enormous penis.

    You know how to charm them. <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 25, 2015
  12. saintanton

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    Wait 'til Consumer Protection read that.
     
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    saintanton, Sep 25, 2015
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm not a bad judge of character. I haven't tried since <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Funnily enough, a few years ago, a gang of us were at baseball bat man's house for a barbie, including Vic and Fiona. They were both pissed and stoned and Vic told Fiona I had a big cock. Can't have done any harm <laugh>
     
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    Why has he seen your cock? And wait... Vic? Not Nick? Different people?
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    jesus, nevermind being a slow mover, you're fricking glacial
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Sep 25, 2015
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Only because you're a short arse (just for Saint)

    Wider than you are tall <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 25, 2015
  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Written letter? Morse code? Telegram?
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Vic = The Unit

    Nick = Fiona's hubby

    <doh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Their marriage wasn't collapsing then and I was still knobbing Vic.
     
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