Smooth.She told me I was witty, very intelligent and 'easy on the eye'. Also that my daughters are very beautiful so I must have good genes. I told her I was 15 years older than her. She said she knew and didn't care. I told her she had a great arse, a lovely face and was great fun, but that her tits could be bigger
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You old romantic you- what woman could resist?She told me I was witty, very intelligent and 'easy on the eye'. Also that my daughters are very beautiful so I must have good genes. I told her I was 15 years older than her. She said she knew and didn't care. I told her she had a great arse, a lovely face and was great fun, but that her tits could be bigger
She told me I was witty, very intelligent and 'easy on the eye'. Also that my daughters are very beautiful so I must have good genes. I told her I was 15 years older than her. She said she knew and didn't care. I told her she had a great arse, a lovely face and was great fun, but that her tits could be bigger
She's obviously got a cracking sense of humour as well mate
She's obviously got a cracking sense of humour as well mate
or a guide dog
I was going to post a picture of a guide dog, but I thought it might be a tad too obtuse
I was going to post a picture of a guide dog, but I thought it might be a tad too obtuse
isn't that a blind guide dog in your avatar ?!
She's obviously got a cracking sense of humour as well mate
I can't tell you how happy I am that you don't fancy me, you weird BS twat
She has got a great sense of humour which is why she laughed her small tits off when I cracked that one
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I told her she had a great arse, a lovely face and was great fun, but that her tits could be bigger
Even I wouldn't have said that lol
I can't tell you how happy I am that you don't fancy me, you weird BS twat
She has got a great sense of humour which is why she laughed her small tits off when I cracked that one
She might have laughed, but you've not had a sniff of her minge since have ye?
Women don't tend to swoon when you tell them you'd prefer a bigger pair of wangers mate.
I have an enormous penis.
She told me I was witty, very intelligent and 'easy on the eye'. Also that my daughters are very beautiful so I must have good genes. I told her I was 15 years older than her. She said she knew and didn't care. I told her she had a great arse, a lovely face and was great fun, but that her tits could be bigger
You know how to charm them.
I have an enormous penis.
You know how to charm them.
Funnily enough, a few years ago, a gang of us were at baseball bat man's house for a barbie, including Vic and Fiona. They were both pissed and stoned and Vic told Fiona I had a big cock. Can't have done any harm
Funnily enough, a few years ago, a gang of us were at baseball bat man's house for a barbie, including Vic and Fiona. They were both pissed and stoned and Vic told Fiona I had a big cock. Can't have done any harm
Why has he seen your cock? And wait... Vic? Not Nick? Different people?
Funnily enough, a few years ago, a gang of us were at baseball bat man's house for a barbie, including Vic and Fiona. They were both pissed and stoned and Vic told Fiona I had a big cock. Can't have done any harm
jesus, nevermind being a slow mover, you're fricking glacial
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Thing is, vast majority of people on these boards will be heavier than me
Only because you're a short arse (just for Saint)
Wider than you are tall
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That's just as bad. If you're intent on smashing this bint then you need to take the old fashioned approach i.e. verbal. Phone or face to face.
Written letter? Morse code? Telegram?
