Only because you're a short arse (just for Saint)
Wider than you are tall![]()
For the final ****ing time:
I weigh 12 stone in my clothes and shoes and my waist is 34 ins.
Only because you're a short arse (just for Saint)
Wider than you are tall![]()
For the final ****ing time:
I weigh 12 stone in my clothes and shoes and my waist is 34 ins.

The photo I received of the cheese was interesting. Mountain Hop on the bar.![]()


I've been at work all day. Been on here loads though.That was mine
Have you seen the photos I sent today?Where the **** have you been, by the way. The girl I'm kissing in that photo is absolutely as fit as ****, but she thinks of me as her dad![]()
That was mine
Have you seen the photos I sent today?Where the **** have you been, by the way. The girl I'm kissing in that photo is absolutely as fit as ****, but she thinks of me as her dad![]()
Nah. They're trained to take you away from trouble.or a guide dog
Only marriage i'd be interested in getting in the middle of is a lesbo one
You sure she didn't say you are a big cock?Funnily enough, a few years ago, a gang of us were at baseball bat man's house for a barbie, including Vic and Fiona. They were both pissed and stoned and Vic told Fiona I had a big cock. Can't have done any harm![]()
RHC does the Cheese back onto the canal. I was in our local butcher's earlier today and him and his wife have just had a week on a canal boat and said they had stopped at a "lovely pub" called the Cheshire Cheese which was at Warrington and had a lovely beer garden.
probably does ... ****ing full of canals around there
you have to appreciate that we receive info about that place thru a badly warped viewpoint so another person's experience of it might be hugely different (and more truthful and less biased by personal grudges/vendettas and falls downstairs)
It's probably a lovely place normally... just turns to **** when one person turns up causing trouble
The canal's an integral part of the pub. It's where they hide the bodies.RHC does the Cheese back onto the canal. I was in our local butcher's earlier today and him and his wife have just had a week on a canal boat and said they had stopped at a "lovely pub" called the Cheshire Cheese which was at Warrington and had a lovely beer garden.
The canal's an integral part of the pub. It's where they hide the bodies.
Do they serve pies there?
Americans never came back did they? Is Nick a barber?

I reckon it's one of those pubs like the Rovers Return that offers a choice of hot pot or sandwiches.Do they serve pies there?
Americans never came back did they? Is Nick a barber?