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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    For the final ****ing time:

    I weigh 12 stone in my clothes and shoes and my waist is 34 ins.
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Wasnt talking to you <doh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Ah yes. Apologies <ok>
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    hahaha, FFS <doh>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #nastycunt
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The photo I received of the cheese was interesting. Mountain Hop on the bar. :biggrin:
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That was mine <yikes>

    Have you seen the photos I sent today?Where the **** have you been, by the way. The girl I'm kissing in that photo is absolutely as fit as ****, but she thinks of me as her dad <doh>
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've been at work all day. Been on here loads though.
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Do girls often kiss their dads in bars in Latchford?
     
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  10. saintanton

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    Nah. They're trained to take you away from trouble.
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    To quote Woody Allen

    "Sex between two people is the most wondrous feeling, provided you can get between the right two people"
     
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  12. Stan

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    You sure she didn't say you are a big cock?
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    RHC does the Cheese back onto the canal. I was in our local butcher's earlier today and him and his wife have just had a week on a canal boat and said they had stopped at a "lovely pub" called the Cheshire Cheese which was at Warrington and had a lovely beer garden.
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    probably does ... ****ing full of canals around there

    you have to appreciate that we receive info about that place thru a badly warped viewpoint so another person's experience of it might be hugely different (and more truthful and less biased by personal grudges/vendettas and falls downstairs)
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    It's probably a lovely place normally... just turns to **** when one person turns up causing trouble
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Oh. That **** stirring Fiona. :bandit:
     
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  17. Stan

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    The canal's an integral part of the pub. It's where they hide the bodies.
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Do they serve pies there?

    Americans never came back did they? Is Nick a barber?
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    'Chef's special' <ok>
     
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  20. Stan

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    I reckon it's one of those pubs like the Rovers Return that offers a choice of hot pot or sandwiches.

    Cheese or ham.

    The Americans probably asked for a Waldorf Salad.
     
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