Come on England!

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Well I'm drunk, so I can now give a **** about England! Come on England you bastards! Beat the Italian ****s!

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I won some money off previous Euro games (by not going with my gut), but unfortunately I went with my gut and decided I knew nothing, so my winnings have been put on:
£1 Italy to win vs England (wins £4.20)
£1 Italy to win 2-1 (wins £10.00)
and then I had a **** fit and a surge of nationalistic adrenaline... So...
£1 England to win the tournament (wins £11.00)
£1 England to beat Italy 2-0 (wins £12.00)

I hope to god nobody has put money on the same results, because you're screwed knowing my record. Feel free to mock as each is obliterated.
 
The JPF said:
I won some money off previous Euro games (by not going with my gut), but unfortunately I went with my gut and decided I knew nothing, so my winnings have been put on:
£1 Italy to win vs England (wins £4.20)
£1 Italy to win 2-1 (wins £10.00)
and then I had a **** fit and a surge of nationalistic adrenaline... So...
£1 England to win the tournament (wins £11.00)
£1 England to beat Italy 2-0 (wins £12.00)

I hope to god nobody has put money on the same results, because you're screwed knowing my record. Feel free to mock as each is obliterated.
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At least you won't end up in the workhouse with those stakes.
 
Agent Bruce said:
At least you won't end up in the workhouse with those stakes.
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Indeed, just think of the lunatics who have been betting on Europe's financial position for years with a worse record than mine... If any one of these comes off, I may get a phone-call from the Spanish chancellor...














Probably not though.
 
The JPF said:
Indeed, just think of the lunatics who have been betting on Europe's financial position for years with a worse record than mine... If any one of these comes off, I may get a phone-call from the Spanish chancellor...












Probably not though.
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Don't think you'll be getting one from the Inland Revenue either.
 
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