Spurs top for most of the above reasons, plus the fact they were managed by Redknapp for a while (you know, the one who unearthed that hidden gem in Bale despite pretty much every Saints fan knowing he was special at the time?)
Liverpool second. Not just for what they did last season, I can get beyond that as the players mainly failed, but more for this belief that they have a divine right to the top 4 and think every argument with them can be shut down with the word 'history'.
Third is tough... I guess Gus Poyet FC probably takes the spot for all his antics at Brighton and Sunderland so I look forward to a new team to dislike in the near future.
Don't particularly hate any in the current top 4. I dislike Man U, but City on their day play some brilliant football as do Arsenal, then Chelsea have Jose who I can't help but like.