Credit to Melted welly on the Farming Forum.
honestly how gullible are folk?
If I decide to fly to USA, I’m responsible for a % of the emissions on that flight. Also a % involved in the creation of the infrastructure and machines involved. I’m part of the demand.
Then there’s a tree, it’s drawing in co2, locking up the C and releasing the O2. It’s just sat there doing that all on its own.
Then there’s a group of dicks from oxbridge who’ve set up a company called Kings Trinity Global or something equally pretentious and vague.
These dicks buy the tree and it’s neighbours, and if I pay Kings Trinity Global £7.50 when I fly, my “footprint” for the journey is “offset” by the tree and it’s neighbours. Despite this process happening anyway before the Oxbridge dicks came on the scene.
So my middle class BBC induced climate guilt is now assuaged and I can continue my self indulgent trip to buy a load of ****e I don’t need and eat far too much, but I’m feeling lighter and happier in myself and my choices.
The plane still chucks the vapour trail out the back same as before, the tree does what it’s always done but Rupert, Barnaby and Gervaise get £7.50 x 200 odd for the flight thru the till for being a bunch of slippery smart c-units.
Rupert, Barnaby and Gervaise have got a major airline on board so they’re now in it for tens if not hundreds of flights a day. Airline gets a little badge that says “carbon neutral”. Darren and Karen are “doing their bit” on the way to Alicante and Rupes, Barney and The big G are fecking raking it in. So much so that they can now buy up food producing grazing land from the peasants, feck them off it, stick some whips in the ground and the cash is rolling in.
plane still emits the same.
Am I missing something?
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